Paragould, Ark. (The Weekly Vice) - John Posey, a 65-year-old Arkansas man, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly entered a Radio Shack drunk and then proceeded to urinate on the floor and various electronics.
According to Paragould Police, officers were dispatched to a local Radio Shack after receiving a report of an intoxicated man that the retailer wished to have removed from the premises.
Arriving officers spoke with the store clerk who pointed out a puddle on the floor where Posey had just urinated and then pointed officers in his direction.
Investigators then spoke with Posey who had blood shot eyes, slurred speech and appeared to be unsteady on his feet. Posey denied urinating on the floor and told the officer that he was "just shopping" despite having an unzipped fly.
The officer placed Posey into a patrol car and then went back into the store to evaluate the damage. Among the damaged items were several television sets, various recording equipment and other audio equipment valued at about $800.
During a second interview, Posey admitted to urinating on the floor, explaining that he "had to pee bad." When the officer asked Posey why he didn't ask to use a restroom, Posey stated that "stores usually won't let you, so I didn't ask."
Posey was booked into the Greene County Jail and charged with criminal mischief.
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