December 30, 2013

Shavonna Rumph - Jailed After Assaulting Boyfriend When He Refused To Cuddle With Her


Manatee County, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Shavonna Rumph, a 31-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly assaulted her boyfriend because he refused to "cuddle" with her.

According to the Manatee County Sheriff's office, Shavonna and her boyfriend had been drinking Saturday night when Shavonna expressed that she was in the mood for some cuddling when the couple settled down to sleep.

An argument ensued when the boyfriend, 33-year-old Henry Price, refused to cuddle with Shavonna. The dispute turned physical when Shavonna grabbed Henry's shirt, causing it to tear.

When Henry attempted to leave the residence, Shavonna dragged a table in front of the door to prevent him from leaving. When that failed to deter Henry from leaving, Shavonna allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and threatened Henry with it.

During questioning, Shavonna admitted to grabbing Henry by the shirt when he refused to "cuddle" with her but denied threatening him with a knife.

She was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with battery domestic violence.


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Alexis Valdez - Jailed After Beating Aunt's Boyfriend To Death With Hammer, Leaving Decapitated Head On Aunt's Pillow As a "Christmas Present"


Chicago, Illinois  (The Weekly Vice) - Alexis Valdez, an 18-year-old Illinois man, has been jailed after he allegedly killed his Aunt's boyfriend and then left his head on her pillow as a Christmas present.

According to police, Valdez moved in with his aunt and her boyfriend after agreeing to maintain a job and help them with living expenses.

The situation reportedly began to deteriorate when Valdez stopped working and failed to look for a new job. After several discussions about the situation failed to resolve the issue, Valdez was asked by his aunt to move out.  Valdez reportedly became angry and began to plot revenge against his aunt and and her boyfriend by hiding a hammer he would later use to murder the boyfriend with.

On Christmas day while his aunt was at a Christmas party, Valdez allegedly attacked her boyfriend with a hammer, striking him at least 10 times in the head.

Once Valdez saw that the victim was dead, he proceeded to cut off the victim's head, nose, ears, mouth and arms.  Valdez then allegedly used his fingers to dig out the victim's eyes before placing all of the body parts on his aunt's bed.

When officers arrived on the scene, a blood-soaked Valdez admitted to the slaying, stating that he "wanted to leave his aunt a present." He also stated that he would have killed his aunt if she had witnessed the murder.

Valdez was booked into jail and charged with first-degree murder. He remains held without bond.


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December 29, 2013

Angel Brock Did The Flash And Dash On Christmas Eve


Rock Hill, S.C. (The Weekly Vice) - Angel Brock, a 38-year-old South Carolina woman, was jailed Christmas Eve after she began streaking through the neighborhood - knocking on various doors and yelling incoherently.

According to police, officers were dispatched to the neighborhood when the suspect's aunt called to report that her niece was creating a disturbance.

When officers arrived at the scene, the aunt informed them that her niece had been smoking crack cocaine "all day" and was last seen stripping naked and then running toward a neighbor's home.

Officers were picking up a shirt that had been discarded on the sidewalk when they suddenly heard a banging noise followed by yelling. Officers followed the noise to find Brock banging on a neighbor's screen door. 

Brock was allegedly discovered with her top removed and her pants down around her knees.

She was booked into jail and charged with public disorderly intoxication. She reportedly pleaded guilty to the charge and was then released for time served.


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Helen Williams - Charged With Beating Man With Ceramic Squirrel Because He Returned Home Without Beer Christmas Day


North Charleston, S. C. (The Weekly Vice) - Helen Williams, a 44-year-old South Carolina woman, was jailed on Christmas after she allegedly beat and stabbed a man with a ceramic squirrel after he returned home without beer.

According to police, officers found a man covered with blood after they had been dispatched to Williams' home Wednesday morning.

Williams told officers that the man fell and cut himself, however she couldn't explain why her hands and clothes were also covered in blood.

After the man was stabilized, he told police that Williams became furious when he returned home without beer. He noted in the report that he was unable to find a store that would sell beer on Christmas morning.

In retaliation, Williams grabbed a ceramic squirrel and beat him in the head with it. She then allegedly stabbed the victim in the shoulder and chest.

She was booked into jail and charged with criminal domestic violence.


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Jett Jones - Jailed After Leading Store Employees, Customers And A Police Dog On Foot Chase




Pinellas Park, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Jett Jones, a 29-year-old Florida man, was jailed Thursday after he allegedly tried to steal a cash register from a gift store, but ended up being chased by employees, customers, police and a police k-9 unit.

According to Pinellas Park Police, Jones snuck into the back of an Edible Arrangements gift store Thursday, hid on top of a freezer and waited for the business to close.

Once Jones was sure the store had closed, he came out of hiding and cut the cord to cash register. That's when a store employee who had returned from a delivery interrupted him.

Jones allegedly grabbed the register and ran out of the store with several store employees and customers hot on his tail. At some point Jones pulled out a knife and threatened one of his pursuers with it.

Jones eventually dumped the cash register and hid behind a residence a short distance away from the store. A k-9 unit that was brought in successfully located Jones and dragged him to the ground where he was arrested.

Police recovered a pocket knife and a pair of latex gloves near the scene.

He was booked into jail and charged with armed robbery and armed burglary. His bail has been set at $100,000.


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December 04, 2013

John Posey - Jailed After Springing Leak Inside Radio Shack, Damaging $800 Worth Of Electronics




Paragould, Ark. (The Weekly Vice) - John Posey, a 65-year-old Arkansas man, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly entered a Radio Shack drunk and then proceeded to urinate on the floor and various electronics.

According to Paragould Police, officers were dispatched to a local Radio Shack after receiving a report of an intoxicated man that the retailer wished to have removed from the premises.

Arriving officers spoke with the store clerk who pointed out a puddle on the floor where Posey had just urinated and then pointed officers in his direction.

Investigators then spoke with Posey who had blood shot eyes, slurred speech and appeared to be unsteady on his feet. Posey denied urinating on the floor and told the officer that he was "just shopping" despite having an unzipped fly.

The officer placed Posey into a patrol car and then went back into the store to evaluate the damage. Among the damaged items were several television sets, various recording equipment and other audio equipment valued at about $800.

During a second interview, Posey admitted to urinating on the floor, explaining that he "had to pee bad." When the officer asked Posey why he didn't ask to use a restroom, Posey stated that "stores usually won't let you, so I didn't ask."

Posey was booked into the Greene County Jail and charged with criminal mischief.


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Jeana Smart Put The "Crack" In Crack Pipe - Jailed After Police Recover Shattered Crack Pipe From Vagina

Fargo, N.D.  (The Weekly Vice) - Jeana Marie Smart, a 26-year-old North Dakota woman, was jailed Sunday after officers discovered a broken crack pipe inside her vagina.

According to police, emergency responders and officers were dispatched to the 3500 block of Main Avenue Sunday after receiving a report of an accident with possible injuries.

Arriving officers soon discovered that a woman, later identified as Smart, rear-ended another vehicle after failing to brake in time for slowing traffic.

While processing the scene, officers learned that Smart had an outstanding warrant for her arrest from a previous drug possession and drug paraphernalia charge. She was arrested and transported to the Cass County Jail for booking.

As the officer and Smart left the patrol car to begin the booking process, the officer noticed a pool of blood on the seat of the patrol car where Smart was sitting. When questioned about it, Smart told the officer that she was having menstrual issues, however the officer noticed that Smart continued to bleed heavily from her groin and the blood dripped from her pants as she walked.

After continued questioning about the blood, Smart finally admitted to having a glass pipe hidden inside her vagina. Officers performed a body cavity search and recovered the shattered remains of a broken glass pipe along with a capped syringe from her vagina.

She was then transported to a local hospital where she was treated for her injuries before getting a ride back to jail.

She was booked into the Cass County Jail and charged with possession of a controlled substance and possessing drug paraphernalia. She was released after posting $2,000 bail.


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Garrett Hurlbut - Charged With Stealing Newspaper Truck To Escape Zombie Apocalypse



Apple Valley, Minn. (The Weekly Vice) - Garrett Hurlbut, a 23-year-old Minnesota man, has been charged after he allegedly stole a newspaper delivery truck while attempting to flee from zombies.

According to police, officers were instructed to be on the lookout for a Star Tribune newspaper truck after receiving a report that a man had stolen the vehicle while the driver was attempting to stock newspapers at a local gas station.

Investigators say the truck was located several blocks away from the gas station a short time later. An injured man, later identified as Hurlbut, was also found laying near the truck.

During a police interview, Hurlbut claimed that he fled in the truck because he was "running from zombies" and eventually "fell or jumped" from the truck during his alleged escape. Officers noted Hurlbut's bloodshot eyes and strong odor of alcohol during the interview.

Hurlbut was then taken to a local hospital where he was treated for the injuries he received while fleeing the truck. A blood test later revealed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle.

At the hospital, Hurlbut reportedly continued to talk about the zombies who chased him and his fear of being caught by them.

He was later charged by summons with stealing a motor vehicle



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December 01, 2013

Amber Gray - Jailed After Burning Boyfriend's Briefs During Argument Over Cigarettes

Carson City, Nevada  (The Weekly Vice) - Amber Gray, a 21-year-old Nevada woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly set her boyfriend's underwear on fire after he forgot to buy her cigarettes.

According to the Carson City Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the couple's home at about 5 a.m. Tuesday morning after receiving a report of a domestic dispute inside the residence.

Arriving deputies made contact with a man who stated that his girlfriend set his underwear on fire inside of their home during an argument over cigarettes.

Investigators say the girlfriend, Amber Gray, became upset when her boyfriend forgot to purchase cigarettes for her during a recent trip to the store. In retaliation, Gray allegedly destroyed several household items before striking the boyfriend in the face with a water bottle.  She then set a pair of her boyfriend's underwear on fire and let it burn in the hallway of their home.

The boyfriend responded by moving the burning briefs to a bath tub while Gray fled the apartment.

Two other residents who live inside the home confirmed the boyfriend's account of the altercation - although deputies were unable to find injury on the man from the alleged water bottle attack.

Gray was later found at a local casino where she was taken into custody.

She was booked into jail and charged with felony arson and domestic battery.  Her bail has been set at $43,000


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Brian Hounslow - Public Masturbator Jailed After Woman Humiliates Him With Cell Phone Camera




Tulsa, OK (The Weekly Vice) - Brian Hounslow, a 37-year-old Oklahoma man, was jailed Wednesday after he was allegedly caught masturbating inside a women's restroom.

According to police, a woman shopping at a Tulsa Walmart was unpleasantly surprised when she walked into the women's restroom to find Hounslow masturbating in front of a mirror.

Investigators say Hounslow's pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating his "fully exposed turgid penis" when the woman walked in.

Hounslow reportedly got dressed and began walking toward the store's exit while the woman attempted to get help. When the woman was unable to find someone who could address the situation, she pulled out her cell phone and began recording the man as he continued to walk toward the exit.

The video, which can be seen below, shows a man walking away from the woman as she proceeds to make a public spectacle of him.  At one point in the video, the man runs from the woman when she begins shouting "stop that man, stop that man."

Although the man succeeded in fleeing the scene, another shopper managed to get Hounslow's license plate number. He was arrested later the same day.

During a subsequent interview with police, Hounslow reportedly confessed to the masturbation explaining that he thought that he was inside the men's restroom.

Hounslow was booked into jail and charged with indecent exposure.




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