April 30, 2013

Nina Koistinen - Jailed After Smothering Infant To Death "Because She Had Too Many Children"


Phoenix, Ariz. (The Weekly Vice) - Nina Koistinen, a 36-year-old Arizona woman, was jailed Thursday after she allegedly killed her 6-day-old daughter because she thought she "had too many children."

According to Phoenix Police, an investigation was opened April 8th when Koistinen's husband called 911 after finding the baby lying unresponsive next to her mother.

The infant, whose name is Maya, was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. An autopsy later revealed that the infant may have suffocated to death

During the initial interview, Koistinen told detectives that she fell asleep while nursing the infant. During the second interview, however, Koistinen admitted that she smothered the child because she had too many children already and was jealous over the attention her husband was giving the baby.

During a review of previous records obtained from Child Protective Services, detectives learned that Koistinen made statements about her desire to smother some of her children and wanting them to go to heaven in a vehicle accident that appeared intentional.

Koistinen's husband, Bradley, came to her defense during an initial court appearance stating that his wife was on medication for mental health issues and had "been the greatest mother."

Koistinen was booked into jail and charged with first-degree murder. Her bail has been set at $1 million.


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April 29, 2013

Kim Decker - Jailed After Stuffing Bra With 333 Folds Of Heroin


Rockaway Township, N.J. (The Weekly Vice) - Kim Decker, a 52-year-old New Jersey woman, was jailed Monday after she was allegedly caught with more than 300 folds of heroin stuffed inside her bra.

According to New Jersey State Police, Decker was driving erratically on Route 80 Monday at about 1:30 a.m. when a trooper on patrol took notice and pulled over her Honda Accord.

When the trooper approached the vehicle and spoke to Decker, neither she or the two passenger that were with her had valid drivers' licenses. The trooper called in a tow truck and prepared to have the vehicle impounded.

As Decker and the two passengers were exiting the vehicle, the trooper noticed a wax fold in plain sight laying inside the vehicle. Knowing that wax folds were a common item used to package and distribute heroin, the trooper took Decker and the two passengers into custody.

That's when Decker allegedly told the trooper that she had heroin hidden inside her bra.

The trooper transported the three suspects to the Netcong police barracks where a female officers found 333 wax folds of heroin hidden inside her bra.

Officers also searched Decker's Honda, which produced drug paraphernalia, according to an arrest affidavit.

Decker was booked into the Morris County Correctional Facility and charged with possession of heroin and possession of heroin with intent to distribute. Her bail was set at $50,000.

Passengers William Malony and Ernest Broadwell (both 51) were booked into jail on similar charges.


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South Korean Teacher Severely Beats Student, Masturbates In Hallway



Seoul, South Korea (The Weekly Vice) - A 55-year-old teacher at Seoul High School in South Korea has been jailed after he allegedly beat up a student, then immediately went into a hallway and masturbated in front of passing students.

According to the Seoul Department of Education, the teacher became irate when he noticed that a student was listening to music through a set of headphones during class.

The teacher, identified only as "Mr. A", severely beat the student while other students fled the classroom.

"Mr. A" then reportedly chased students out into the hallway where he immediately dropped his pants and began masturbating. A student in the hallway captured video of the event on his cell phone and uploaded it to various social networking sites.

When questioned about the incident, "Mr A" reportedly denied masturbating and insisted that his pants fell down as he ran after the students. The teacher's story fell flat when school administrators reviewed the video evidence as captured by the student's cell phone.

The teacher has been removed from his teaching position, however formal charges have not yet been announced in the case.


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April 28, 2013

Ashley Guldager Got The Cat's Tongue - Jailed After Police Find Dead Cat Strapped To Makeshift Operating Table



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Milwaukie, OR (The Weekly Vice) - Ashley Guldager, a 21-year-old Oregon woman, was jailed Monday after police found a dead cat strapped to a makeshift operating table surrounded by jumper cables, scissors, a knife and a wet sponge.

According to police, officers were dispatched to a Milkaukie residence after Guldager's roommate walked in to find a horrific site in the downstairs bathroom.

Investigators say the roommate walked into her residence Monday to find her neighbor's 9-year-old cat strapped to makeshift operating table in the downstairs bathroom.

The cat, named Mama Kitty, was found partially shaved and appeared to be tampered with, according to the arrest affidavit. The neighbor told police that the cat had been missing for three days before she was discovered dead.

The animal was surrounded by a number of items including a 12 inch carving knife, a set of jumper cables, a plastic razor, a pair of scissors and a wet sponge. A light was found hanging above the cat's body, suspended by a bungee cord.

A necropsy later determined that the animal died of asphyxiation. While Guldager has been accused of killing the cat and then tampering with its body, no official motive has been established in the case.

Guldager is single, unemployed and had been living on an upstairs couch inside the residence for the past month. During interviews, Guldager stated that she was possessed and that Satan told her to kill the cat.

"My body was there. I was sitting there like this, and there was something else doing it, like it just used me," Guldager said.

Guldager was booked into jail and charged with aggravated animal abuse and first-degree theft of an animal. Her bail has been set at $100,000.


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David Smith - Jailed After Setting His Father On Fire After Father Complained About Loud Music


Oklahoma City, OK (The Weekly Vice) - David Smith, a 38-year-old Oklahoma man, has jailed Monday after he allegedly set his father on fire during an argument over loud music.

According to Oklahoma City Police, Smith was sitting on his bedroom floor listening to music when his father walked in and asked him to turn the music down.

Instead, Smith turned the music up, which sparked an argument between the two men. In retaliation, Smith grabbed a can of gasoline from the kitchen, poured it on his father, then used a cigarette to set him on fire.

The father and a woman living at the residence put out the flames while Smith fled the scene. The victim was rushed to an area hospital where he was treated for burns to his chest, legs and face.

Police located Smith walking down a street wearing a necklace made out of prescription pills. He did not have a prescription for the pills.

He was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and charged with attempted murder, first-degree arson and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription.


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Cara Alexander - Teacher - Charged With Sexting With Student


Newport News, VA (The Weekly Vice) - Cara Alexander, a 27-year-old English teacher at Woodside High School, was jailed Friday after she allegedly sent nude pictures to and engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a student.

According to Newport News Police, an investigation was launched after the parents of a 17-year-student found nude photographs of Alexander on their son's cell phone and discovered evidence that she was having an inappropriate relationship with him.

Investigators say Alexander was the student's teacher before he changed schools recently. No inappropriate physical encounters are believed to have occurred on the school campus.

School administrators are preparing to terminate Alexander's employment at the school, according to the district superintendent.

Alexander was booked into the Newport News City Jail and charged with 6 felony counts of using a communications system to facilitate certain offenses involving children, six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and 1 felony count of taking indecent liberties with a minor.


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April 25, 2013

Sara Soto - Jailed After Crawling Naked Through Couple's Doggy Door, Attempting To Find Phone In Their Bath Tub

Weatherford, Texas (The Weekly Vice) - Sara Elizabeth Soto, a 25-year-old Texas woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly crawled naked into a couple's home through a doggy door and was later found sitting in their bath tub.

According to police, officers were dispatched to a Weatherford residence around 1:45 a.m. Tuesday morning after the homeowner called 911 to report that an unknown naked woman was sitting in his bath tub.

Investigators say Soto removed the dress she was wearing so that she would be able to crawl through the couple's doggy door.

The couple became alarmed when they thought they heard a noise in their kitchen. When the husband went to investigate, he found that the doggy door attachment had been damaged.

Since the couple did not own a pet, the husband assumed that a wild animal had entered the residence. While going room to room to search for the animal, he discovered a naked Soto sitting in his bath tub.

Arriving officers found Soto's black dress on the back porch and asked her to put it back on. During questioning, Soto stated that she had done nothing wrong and was merely trying to use the telephone.

She was booked into the Parker County Jail and charged with criminal trespass and criminal mischief. Her bond has been set at $4,000.


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Michael Silecchia Got His Penis Into A Pickle - Jailed After Stripping Naked, Challenging Officers To Cut Off Penis


Gainesville, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Silecchia, a 19-year-old University of Florida student, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly stripped naked in front of police and challenged them to cut his penis off.

According to Gainesville police, officers were dispatched Campus Club Apartments after residents complained that a fellow student was running through the halls and causing a disturbance.

When officers arrived on the scene, they encountered Michael Silecchia, who promptly stripped naked in front of them and declared that he was "God" and "straight."

Silecchia then begged officers not to cut off his penis. After some thought, however, he informed officers that it was okay to go ahead and cut his penis off.

When Silecchia refused to submit to officers' demands, they attempted to place him into custody. Silecchia resisted arrest, however, and punched a female officer in the head.

Officers tried to bring Silecchia into compliance with numerous jolts from a stun gun, however, six attempts had little to no affect on him. Officers finally resorted to dog-piling onto Silecchia until more officers could arrive on the scene to help get him into handcuffs.

When officers asked Silecchia if he had consumed any drugs, he told them that he dropped acid earlier that night. Investigators were unable to confirm his claim, however.

Silecchia was transported to a local hospital where he spat on a hospital employee while being treated for injuries. He was then carted off to jail.

Silecchia was booked into the Alachua County Jail and charged with resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. He remains held on $80,000 bond.


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Katrina Tisdale - Jailed After Calling 911 To Get Drug Money Back After Realizing That She Spent Too Much

St Petersburg, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Katrina Tisdale, a 47-year-old Florida woman, was jailed after she allegedly called 911 to get her drug money back after she realized that she had spent too much on marijuana and cocaine.

According to St. Petersburg Police, Tisdale called 911 to complain that she had spent too much money on marijuana and cocaine and needed an officer's help to get her money returned.

Investigators say Tisdale receives government disability benefits and the $50 she spent on drugs left her short on other items she needed to purchase.

She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail and charged with misuse of 911.

According to court records, Tisdale has been jailed almost a dozen times for cocaine possession over the past 7 years.

In 2011, she was arrested on similar charges when she lost $40 during a cocaine purchase. She was then charged with false report of a crime after she threatened to claim that she had been raped if officers didn't get her money back for her.


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April 23, 2013

Couple Charged With Repeatedly Raping 5-Year-Old Son, Mother Says She Did It To Save Her Marriage



Bellevue, NE (The Weekly Vice) - A Nebraska couple that was jailed in February for repeatedly raping their 5-year-old son, now faces a new charge of child pornography.

The couple's identity was not released to protect the identity of the victim.

According to police, an investigation was launched after a 5-year-old boy told his therapist that his parents had sexually assaulted him. As the investigation unfolded, it was learned that the alleged sexual assault was ongoing in nature.

Investigators say the boy's mother told her in-laws about the sexual abuse back in September, however she has since recanted her statement.

The mother allegedly stated that she joined her husband in the abuse to save their marriage after he had cheated on her.

She was booked into jail and charged with first-degree sexual assault of a child, incest, child abuse and two counts of visual depiction of sexual conduct.

Her husband has been charged with first-degree sexual assault of a child, incest, child abuse, two counts of visual depiction of sexual conduct and three counts of possessing child pornography.


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Courtney Jarrell - Teacher - Charged With Raping Female Student

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Riverton, Utah (The Weekly Vice) - Courtney Jarrell, a 22-year-old math teacher and basketball coach at Riverton High School, has been jailed after she allegedly raped a female student.

According to police, Jarrell engaged in illegal sexual activity with a 17-year-old female who also attends Riverton High School.  The alleged sexual activity took place in February and March of this year and reportedly took place at Jarrell's home.

In at last one instance, Jarrel forcibly raped the teen, according to charging documents.

Jordan School District administrators placed Jarrel on leave last month when the allegations first surfaced. She resigned from the school on Friday, the same day she was charged.

Jarrell was booked into jail and charged with felony counts of rape and forcible sexual abuse. She is scheduled to make her next court appearance on May 16.


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Stephanie Lopez Had a Party In The Pooch - Jailed After Hiding Marijuana And Pipe In Vagina

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Phoenix, AZ (The Weekly Vice) - Stephanie Anne Lopez, a 23-year-old Arizona woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly stashed marijuana and a glass pipe inside her vagina.

According to Phoenix Police, an officer was on routine patrol early Saturday morning when he notice an odor of marijuana coming from a vehicle that was driving in front of him with the windows rolled down.

The vehicle was also changing lanes erratically, so the officer initiated a traffic stop in a Burger King parking lot.

When the officer approached the vehicle, the smell of marijuana became intense. The officer then spoke with the driver, 25-year-old Alberto Reyna, who admitted that he had a .380 handgun in his back pocket. The officer placed Reyna in handcuffs and seated him on the curb.

The passenger, Stephanie Lopez, was also asked to sit on the curb next to Reyna while the officer searched the vehicle. That's when Lopez reported blurted out that the marijuana the officer was looking for was hidden inside her pants.

The officer proceeded to search the vehicle, which turned up a loaded .45 handgun in the center console.

Lopez told the officer that she hid the marijuana and glass pipe inside her vagina for her boyfriend.

She was booked into jail and charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Reyna was booked into jail and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, drug violation and possession of a weapon during a drug offense.


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April 22, 2013

Seadon Henrich - Animal Shelter Worker Charged With Repeatedly Having Sex With Dogs, Posting Photos Online

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Raleigh, N.C. (The Weekly Vice) - Seadon Henrich, a 21-year-old former animal shelter worker, was charged Thursday after he allegedly had sex with four dogs and then posted photos of the acts online.

According to police Henrich had sexual relations with four dogs at the Wake County Animal Shelter in Raleigh. The alleged sex acts reportedly took place over an 18 month period between May 2011 and November 2012.

Investigators say Henrich began working at the center as a volunteer, but was hired on as a full time employee. After leaving the agency for a brief period, Henrich reportedly returned as a volunteer who worked alone at the center during the night.

On at least four occasions, Henrich "willfully and feloniously did commit the abominable and detestable crime against nature with a dog" according to the arrest affidavit.

Henrich then allegedly took photos of himself molesting the dogs and uploaded the images to the Internet.

He was booked into the Wake County Jail and charged with four felony counts of crime against nature and three felony counts of disseminating obscenity. His bail has been set at $70,000.


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April 21, 2013

Lynda Bernhisel - Jailed After Crushing Dog's Skull With Broom Handle - Failing To Show Up To Court On Child Abuse Charge



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Philadelphia, PA (The Weekly Vice) - Lynda Bernhisel, a 21-year-old Pennsylvania woman, was jailed Friday after she allegedly crushed a dog's skull with a broomstick after failing to show up to court for a child abuse charge.

According to police, Bernhisel stirred up a confrontation with her neighbor by first insulting the neighbor's father-in-law who is dying of cancer.

The neighbor, identified as Dana Cassidy, told police that Bernhisel frequently antagonized her, so when Bernhisel continued with the harassment she decided to stand her ground and argue back.

That's when Bernhisel grabbed a wooden broomstick handle and began beating Cassidy's dog with it. When Cassidy tried to intervene, Bernhisel allegedly struck her with the handle before continuing to beat the dog in the head.

Investigators say Bernhisel struck the dog repeatedly until his skull was crushed in.

When police arrived on the scene, the dog was deceased due to his injuries and Cassidy was found with large lacerations to her arm and leg.

Bernhisel was immediately taken into custody. Officers also learned that a warrant had been issued for Bernhisel's arrest after she failed to show up for court last August to answer a child abuse charge.

Court records indicate Bernhisel was arrested in October 2011 after she was found sleeping with male companion inside a restaurant at or near the Holiday Inn in Logan Township. The pair were unable to be aroused until police arrived on the scene and appeared disoriented when officers were finally able to get them to sit up.

As the couple was being taken into custody, the male companion told officers that Bernhisel's baby had been left alone in a room at the hotel.

Then, according to court records, Bernhisel reportedly failed to show up for a court ordered status hearing after a Gloucester County grand jury indicted her on the child abuse charge.

Bernhisel was booked into jail on a new charges of animal cruelty and aggravated assault. Her bail has been set at $5,000.



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Courtney Addington - Jailed After Newborn Infant Found Stuffed In Garbage Bag Despite "Safely Surrendered Baby" Law


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Sacramento, CA (The Weekly Vice) - Courtney Addington, a 24-year-old California woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly delivered a live baby that was later found dead in a garbage bag under her bed.

According to the Sacramento County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched in late January after Addington was admitted to Mercy General Hospital following complications arising from excessive bleeding from her vaginal area.

Hospital staff determined during the examination that Addington had recently given birth, however Addington repeatedly denied birthing a child and insisted that she was suffering from irritable bowel syndrome.

Hospital staff notified the Sacramento County Sheriff's Office who drove out to Addington's residence to have a look around. That's when deputies discovered a deceased newborn infant that had been stuffed into a garbage bag and hidden under a bed at the residence.

Detectives searched Addington's cell phone and found online search phrases that included: "irritable bowel syndrome medication," "signs that your water is about to break," "what to expect in labor," and "how to stop loss of blood."

As the investigation unfolded over the next few months, investigators determined that the baby girl, who is now named Hayden Elaine, was alive at the time of birth.

Family members told detectives that they suspected Addington was pregnant, but she denied being pregnant and claimed she was suffering from IBS.

Perhaps the saddest part of the case for investigators is the senseless death of a newborn child despite California's Safely Surrendered Baby law which allows parents the freedom to surrender an unwanted newborn to the state within 72 hours of birth - no questioned asked. The provision was signed into law more than 7 years ago.

Addington was booked into the Sacramento County Jail and charged with murder. A bond amount has not yet been set in the case.


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April 18, 2013

Hell Won't Be Hot Enough For Christine Gelineau And Daniel Cantrell



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Concord, NH (The Weekly Vice) - Christine Gelineau, 52, and Daniel Cantrell, 20, were jailed Wednesday after they allegedly beat, burned, and tortured Gelineau's teenage son over a period of several weeks.

According to police, an investigation was launched Tuesday after Gelineau's 18-year-old son arrived at Concord Hospital with numerous burns, abrasions and fractured bones.

Hospital staff worked to address the victim's injuries while he described to police the torturous ordeal he was forced to endure from his mother, Christine Gelineau, and a "family friend" from Sparta Tennessee who had moved in with the family.

Gelineau reportedly enlisted Cantrell's help in beating, burning and breaking her teenage son between March 10 and April 14 - with the worst of the abuse taking place between April 10-14.

Investigators say the pair repeatedly beat the teen's head with a stick and forced him to consume urine and feces. But that was just the beginning of the horrors to come.

The pair then tied the victim down to a bed and prepared him for burning torture.

Police say Cantrell then used a lighter to burn the teen's nipples while he screamed in pain.  When Cantrell was finished, the teen's nipples were "completely burned off."

Gelineau allegedly stabbed her son repeatedly with a pen, kicked him in the face and told him that she would burn his penis if he didn't eat a handful of worms that had been offered to him.  After the teen had consumed the worms, Gelineau proceeded to scorch the victim's penis with a lighter anyway, according to the arrest affidavit.

At some point during the ongoing assault, Cantrell reportedly twisted the victim's ankle until the bones in his leg became fractured.

The horrific abuse originally came to light when a 12-year-old girl went to the family's residence over the weekend to spend the night with her friend. During her stay, the girl witnessed some of the abuse and reported what she had seen to a parent.  The parent contacted the Division of Children, Youth and Families, who then alerted police.

Following a series of police interviews with the victim, the suspects and various witnesses, Gelineau and Cantrell were taken into custody.

Another adult living at the residence, Gelineau's niece, is also under investigation for her possible role in abusing the teen.  Gelineau's niece is pregnant with Cantrell's child, according to police interviews.

Police say the 12-year-old girl reported that all adults living in the home were involved with abusing the teen on some level.

Cantrell was booked into jail and charged with five counts of of second-degree assault, conspiracy to commit second-degree assault, criminal restraint and tampering with witnesses and informants (all class B felonies). He remains held on $50,000 cash bail.

Gelineau was charged with simple assault, second-degree assault, criminal restraint and tampering with witnesses and informants.  All charges are felonies except for the simple assault charge. She remains held on $25,000 cash bail.


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Phillip Garcia - Jailed After Crawling Naked Through Neighbor's Doggy Door, Attempting To Have Sex With Neighbor's Wife

Perris, California (The Weekly Vice) - Phillip John Garcia, a 41-year-old Perris man, was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked, crawled through his neighbor's doggy door and attempted to have sex with the woman who lived at the residence.

According to the Riverside County Sheriff's Office, Garcia's neighbor was preparing to go to sleep for the night at about 9:30 p.m. when she heard a knock on her bedroom door.

The woman, whose husband had just left for work, opened the door to find Garcia standing before her without a stitch of clothing on.

When the woman recognized that it was her neighbor, she ordered him to get out of her house and slammed the door in his face. Garcia fled the residence and returned to his own residence.

When deputies arrived on the scene, they peered into Garcia's residence through a window and saw him laying on a bed still without clothing on. They ordered him to put some clothing on and come to the door for questioning.

When asked why he was in his neighbor's house, Garcia explained that he crawled through a doggy door and intended to have sex with the woman.

When they searched his residence, they found a .22 caliber rifle under the bed. Officers believe he was intoxicated at the time of the incident.

Garcia was booked into jail and charged with burglary, indecent exposure, and being a felon in possession of a firearm. His bail was set at $130,000, due to a prior robbery conviction.


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April 17, 2013

Laquavia Wallace - Jailed After Assaulting Ex-Boyfriend's Penis When He Refused To Start New Relationship With Her


Sarasota, FL. (The Weekly Vice) - Laquavia Wallace, a 22-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly began yanking on her ex-boyfriend's penis when he refused to start a new relationship with her.

According the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the residence of Antonio Williams after 911 dispatchers received a report of a domestic dispute in progress.

Arriving deputies spoke with Williams who stated that he was at his residence when Wallace came by to pick up their daughter.

Williams said that he invited Wallace to come inside, however, an argument soon developed between the pair because Wallace wanted to begin a new relationship with him and he wasn't interested in the idea.

That's when Wallace allegedly grabbed Williams' penis with her right hand and began pulling on it. Williams stated that the vigorous yanking caused him pain, and so he grabbed Wallace's arm to "prevent further violence."

The arrest report did not indicate Williams' state of dress or how Wallace was able to grab his penis. Also not mentioned in the report was the daughter's whereabouts while her mother was engaged in an assault on her father's penis. The incident was witnessed by a roommate who lived with Williams, according to the arrest report.

Although Williams told deputies that he didn't wish to file charges or provide a sworn affidavit, deputies felt they had gathered enough information and evidence to take Wallace into custody without his testimony.

Wallace was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with domestic battery. She was released without bond the next day.


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Warren Kirchoff - Jailed After Striking Female Motorist Because She Passed Him On Road


Deltona, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Warren Kirchoff, a 63-year-old Florida man, was jailed after he allegedly assaulted a female motorist because she passed him on a four lane road.

According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the area of Howland Boulevard and Interstate 4 after a woman called 911 to report that she had just been assaulted by another motorist.

Deputies arrived on the scene to find the alleged victim, Laura Reed, and Warren Kirchoff engaged in a heated argument on the side of the road. The officer noted that both parties had left their car doors open and Ms Reed appeared to be suffering a minor laceration to her face.

When deputies interviewed Reed, she told them that she was driving to work at about 7:30 a.m. when she came upon a slow moving vehicle on Howland Blvd. She then passed the vehicle and proceeded on to a stop light a short distance farther.

At the light, Kirchoff pulled up next to her, got out of his vehicle and approached her driver's side window. When Reed rolled down her window to talk to Kirchoff, he allegedly struck her in the face.

That's when Reed got out of her vehicle to confront Kirchoff.

Kirchoff told deputies that Reed's driving caused him to slam on his breaks, and his wife struck her head on the car's interior as a result. He reportedly did not dispute striking Reed.

He was booked into the Volusia County Jail and charged with burglary and assault/battery.


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Jennifer Morton - Teacher - Jailed After Rounding First Base With Student In Locked Classroom


Albertville, Alabama (The Weekly Vice) - Jennifer Marie Morton, a 34-year-old teacher Albertville High School, was jailed Thursday after she was allegedly caught smooching a student in a locked classroom.

And she managed to get arrested just three weeks after she started at the school.

According to police, the alleged incident occurred while Morton was filling in as a substitute teacher for another teacher who was on maternity leave.

Investigators say Morton was caught kissing a 17-year-old student in a locked classroom.

She was booked into jail and charged with misdemeanor sexual misconduct. She was released after posting bail.


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April 16, 2013

David Renz Became A 10-Year-Old Girl's Worst Nightmare


Syracuse, N.Y. (The Weekly Vice) - David Renz, a 29-year-old New York man awaiting trial on child porn charges, was jailed again after he allegedly raped a 10-year-old girl before stabbing the child's mother to death.

According to police, Renz was released from jail and placed under monitored house arrest after he was charged with downloading and possessing child pornography.

At some point after his release, Renz reportedly acquired a package of zip ties and an air pistol that would later be used in the gruesome assault he committed on a 10-year-old girl and her mother.

On March 14, according to police, Renz disabled his home monitoring bracelet and reassembled it so that it would not immediately notify authorities that it had been tampered with.  It only took a few hours for Renz to claim his first two victims.

Investigators say Renz followed a 10-year-old girl out into the CNY Gym Center parking lot and watched as she got into her mother's car. Renz then stopped the car, entered the vehicle and forced the woman at gunpoint to drive to a remote part of the parking lot.

Renz then bound both victims' hands with zip ties and proceeded to rape the little girl while her mother was forced to watch.

Renz then drove the vehicle a short distance until it became stuck in a snow bank. That's when the mother fought back (creating a distraction) while shouting at her daughter to run for help. While the little girl ran off and was rescued by a passing motorist, Renz strangled her mother with a zip tie and stabbed her repeatedly in the head and chest. The woman was later pronounced dead from her injuries at Upstate University Hospital.

Renz was quickly chased down and taken into custody with blood on his clothing and the woman's car keys in his pocket. The knife police believe was used to stab the victim was found in the snow outside the car. The air pistol reportedly used in the attack was never recovered.

On Wednesday, a judge set the case for trial beginning on June 3. In that case, Renz faces charges of murder, kidnapping, predatory sexual assault against a child, sexual abuse, menacing, weapon possession and possessing a sexual performance by a child.

Renz was indicted last month on the original case and also faces charges of receiving and possessing child pornography.

Prosecutors are seeking a sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole.


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Corey Starks - Charged With Burying Father Under Motor Home So He Could Collect Father's Social Security Checks

Port Orford, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) - Corey Theodore Starks, a 38-year-old Port Orford man, was jailed after he allegedly buried his father under a trailer, then continued to collect his social security checks.

According to police, an investigation was launched after authorities found the bones of an elderly man who became deceased three years ago and was then buried under his own motor home.

The victim's son, Corey Starks, later admitted to burying his father under the trailer because he was unemployed and wanted to collect his father's social security checks. Starks reportedly collected more than $50,000 in benefits checks before the scam was finally uncovered.

Investigators say 74-year-old Charles Starks' remains were found at the Anchor Inn RV park in Port Orford where he lived from 2009 to 2010. The body was discovered when the lot owner thought the trailer had been abandoned and was in the process of having it removed.

Corey Starks claims his father died of natural causes, however at least one witness in the case told detectives that she believes Corey Starks killed his father.

Charles starks remains were sent to Eugene, Oregon for autopsy and reconstruction. The official cause has not yet been determined.

Starks was booked into jail and charged with second-degree abuse of a corpse. The case is still under investigation and further charges may be pending.


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Juan Ortez -Jailed After Chasing Neighbor With Machete During Jealous Melt Down


Summerfield, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Juan Ortiz, a 55-year-old Summerfield man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly chased his neighbor around the yard with a rusted machete after his girlfriend said hello to him.

According to Marion County Police, Ortiz's girlfriend, 28-year-old Ellisha Ross, was reportedly checking the mail when she saw a male neighbor and politely said "hello".

Investigators say Ortiz saw his girlfriend talking to the man and went into a jealous rage. That's when he allegedly picked up a rusted machete, jumped his neighbor's fence and began chasing him across the yard with it.

Ortiz could be heard shouting "I am going to kill you," as he gave chase with the weapon.

The victim was able to flee into his residence where he called police.

Ortiz later told police that he believed his girlfriend was having sex with the man and had engaged in drug use with him.

Ortiz was booked into the Marion County Jail and charged with aggravated assault.


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April 15, 2013

Brittany Ozarowski - Jailed After Faking Cancer To Scam Donors Out Of Thousands, Used Money To Fuel Raging Drug Habit

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Selden, NY (The Weekly Vice) - Brittany Ozarowski, a 21-year-old New York woman, was arraigned Thursday after she allegedly faked having cancer to solicit thousand of dollars in donations from unsuspecting donors.

According to police, Ozarowski was arrested April 1 as she stood outside a local supermarket, soliciting donations for cancer treatments she never required. Instead, police say, she was using the money to fund a rabid heroin addiction habit.

Investigators say Ozarowski has spent the last year soliciting financial support from her community, her family, business leaders and various online donors, claiming to be a victim of bone, brain, stomach, thyroid and ovarian cancers.

Ozarowski reportedly convinced area retailers to display a donation jar in their businesses, and erected a website so that donors could donate directly to her PayPal account. The website includes a heartbreaking account of a car accident that she ostensibly suffered and her ongoing bout with cancer.

The website, which has since been shut down, included the following excerpts:

"Let me begin by introducing myself, my name is Brittany and I am 20 years old. In March of 2011 I was in a terrible car accident where I sustained multiple injuries as follows: I shattered my right femoral head, fractured my right femur, fractured my pelvis, dislocated and fractured my S.I joint in my back, collapsed my right lung, had 20 staples in my head, fractured my L1, L3, and L5 in my spine and shattered my L2. I have nerve damage and severe muscle abnormalities throughout my body. In September of 2011 I was diagnosed with stage two ovarian cancer as well as stomach cancer. After multiple treatments of both radiation and chemotherapy I had beaten cancer as of December 2011.

I was cancer free until they had found a tumor on my left hip in February 2012. That is when I found out that I have bone cancer. The cancer has spread to my spine as well as my brain. So once again I was in need of radiation treatments as well as chemotherapy treatments. This time the medicine was much more expensive and my family had already liquidated all assets since September. I have tried to receive financial help from many different charities, catholic charities, cancer organizations, and organizations of all types for that matter. It is very hard to receive financial help. The treatments are about $33,000 each day and although my doctor has been incredible with helping my family financially I am still short. I have set up donation jars around my town in hopes of getting help from the community. Many places will not help with fundraising to individuals only organizations. I have very few options left and I am still in desperate need of treatments."

The website then directed visitors to a PayPal link that has also been disabled. A temporary cache of the site can be found here.

"The truth is, she is a 21-year-old drug addict with four open narcotics cases," said Suffolk County DA Thomas Spota. "We have strong evidence she forged doctors' notes to avoid court appearances."

Prosecutors also say Ozarowski's grandmother gave her about $100,000 to help with cancer treatments after selling her home to move to Florida. Business leaders in the county also held fund raising events for her and ponied up large personal donations that added up to tens of thousands of dollars.

"The defendant perpetrated an absolutely despicable scam," said Spota. "She has no conscience at all."

"She broke my heart and she broke a lot of hearts," said a pet store owner who helped raise $4,000 for Brittany's purported medical expenses. The pet store owner, Liz Patricola, is a survivor of breast cancer.

Ozarowski was booked into the Suffolk County Jail and indicted Thursday on 24 counts of fraud. She is being held in lieu of $150,000 bond.


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Vincent Valvo Had A Good Pout - Charged With Calling 911 Because He Didn't Like The Way His Mother Spoke To Him


Vero Beach, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Vincent Valvo, a 19-year-old Florida man was jailed Thursday after he allegedly called 911 to complain that he didn't like the way his mother was talking to him.

According to the Indian River County Sheriff's Office, a deputy was dispatched to a residence Valvo shares with his parents after he called 911 to report a domestic disturbance.

When the deputy arrived on the scene, Valvo stated that he was upset by the way his mother spoke to him. The deputy told Valvo that his call was an improper use of 911 and warned him about the penalties associated with the offense.

A short while later, a second deputy was dispatched to the residence after receiving another 911 call from Valvo. When the deputy arrived on the scene, Valvo was sitting on the front steps of the residence doing something with his phone.

When the deputy asked Valvo what he could do for him, Valvo stated that he "wanted to leave." When the deputy asked where he wanted to go, Valvo stared at his phone and wouldn't respond.

When the deputy asked Valvo if he was thinking of hurting himself, Valvo responded "fuck no" according to the arrest affidavit.

When the deputy asked Valvo why he called 911 again, Valvo stated that he "didn't like the way his mom talked to him." The officer also noted that Valvo's words were slurred and he smelled of alcoholic beverage.

That's when the deputy tired of playing twenty questions with Valvo and placed him under arrest.

He was booked into the Indian River County Jail and charged with improper use of 911. He was released after posting $500 bond.

Valvo's prior arrests in Indian River County include theft and disorderly intoxication.


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