Port St. Lucie, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Giovanna Borge, a 19-year-old Florida woman, has been jailed after she allegedly squirted her boyfriend with a squirt gun.
Proving that even law enforcement in Florida is drunk on crazy juice.
According to Port Saint Lucie Police, an officer was dispatched to an area apartment complex after receiving a report of a domestic disturbance in progress.
When the officer arrived on scene, Borge met him outside the apartment and appeared upset.
Borge told the officer that she became upset when her boyfriend told her something that she didn't like. That's when she allegedly grabbed a water pistol and squirted her boyfriend with it.
Her boyfriend then retaliated by dousing her with water and then striking her with a pillow. The couple then engaged in a brief shoving match, which landed Giovanna in a bath tub.
The officer spoke with the boyfriend who relayed the same basic story. Three witnesses inside the apartment told the officer that the boyfriend was quiet inside his bedroom until Giovanna squirted him with a water pistol.
Neither party showed any signs of injury, according to the arrest affidavit.
The witness statements compelled the officer to designate Borge as the "primary aggressor."
She was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail and charged with domestic violence/simple battery.
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