Maitland, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Robin Campbell, a 20-year-old Florida man, has been jailed after he was allegedly found walking his dog in the nude.
According to police, officers were called to the scene when neighbors were assaulted by the the sight of Campbell walking his dog without a stitch of clothing on.
When officers asked Campbell where his clothes were, he replied that he was walking "In God's house" and therefore should not be required to wear clothing.
God could not be immediately reached for comment on what the house rules were, so police ordered him to cover up. When Campbell refused, officers attempted to take him into custody, however, Campbell resisted arrest.
That's when officers demonstrated to Campbell how effected a Taser devise was when applied to the skin without clothing.
Campbell later stated that he had consumed mushrooms before threatening to kill the officer.
He was booked into jail and charged with battery, resisting arrest and exposing his body (public nudity).
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