June 26, 2013

Man Cuts Off Penis With Beer Bottle, Blames Busch

Lorain, OH (The Weekly Vice) - An unidentified homeless man was hospitalized Tuesday after he reportedly cut off his penis with a beer bottle - then blamed his behavior on Busch Beer.

According to Lorain Police, officers were dispatched to East 21st Street and Access Road Tuesday after an unauthorized man was seen on CSX Railroad property.

Officers arrived to find a man with blood soaked shorts complaining that he had just cut off his penis.

While waiting for paramedics to arrive, the man told police that he tried to cut off his penis with a rusty saw. When the saw didn't work, the man used a broken bottle to finish the job.

"Busch (beer) made me do it," the man reportedly stated.

The man's penis was found laying near a set of train tracks and was sent with the man by Life Flight to a local hospital. The condition of the man and his penis are still unknown.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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