June 19, 2013

Jeffrey Jones - Resident Caveman - Jailed After Slaying Car With Spear

Sacramento, CA (The Weekly Vice) - Jeffrey Jones, a 56-year-old California man (or perhaps resident caveman), was jailed after he allegedly hurled a spear at a passing car.

According to Sacramento Police, Jones was standing in the road at the intersection of Auburn Blvd and Annadale Lane around 7:30 p.m. when he hurled a spear at the front fender of a passing car (or perhaps a moving Stegosaurus).

The spear became lodged in the vehicle's front grill.

Officers who were dispatched to the location found Jones and the slain car at the scene. The spear was also recovered and placed into evidence.

Jones was booked into jail and charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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