April 25, 2013

Michael Silecchia Got His Penis Into A Pickle - Jailed After Stripping Naked, Challenging Officers To Cut Off Penis

Gainesville, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Silecchia, a 19-year-old University of Florida student, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly stripped naked in front of police and challenged them to cut his penis off.

According to Gainesville police, officers were dispatched Campus Club Apartments after residents complained that a fellow student was running through the halls and causing a disturbance.

When officers arrived on the scene, they encountered Michael Silecchia, who promptly stripped naked in front of them and declared that he was "God" and "straight."

Silecchia then begged officers not to cut off his penis. After some thought, however, he informed officers that it was okay to go ahead and cut his penis off.

When Silecchia refused to submit to officers' demands, they attempted to place him into custody. Silecchia resisted arrest, however, and punched a female officer in the head.

Officers tried to bring Silecchia into compliance with numerous jolts from a stun gun, however, six attempts had little to no affect on him. Officers finally resorted to dog-piling onto Silecchia until more officers could arrive on the scene to help get him into handcuffs.

When officers asked Silecchia if he had consumed any drugs, he told them that he dropped acid earlier that night. Investigators were unable to confirm his claim, however.

Silecchia was transported to a local hospital where he spat on a hospital employee while being treated for injuries. He was then carted off to jail.

Silecchia was booked into the Alachua County Jail and charged with resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. He remains held on $80,000 bond.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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