The Weekly Vice) - Joe Stump, a 34-year-old Florida man, was jailed Friday after he allegedly walked into a local convenience store with two knives and begged other customers not to eat him.
According to the Collier County Sheriff's Office, a shirtless and sweaty Joe Stump walked into a Circle K convenience store early Friday while holding two large knives.
Shortly after entering the business, Stump made eye contact with a witness inside the building and asked them not to eat him. Witnesses noted that Stump "appeared to be hallucinating" and called 911.
When deputies located Stump at his residence and ordered him to drop the knives, he complied with their demand, however, he kept flinching and pulling away from deputies as if he was being attacked by imaginary aliens, according to the arrest report.
Later, a friend told deputies that Stump had taken mollys (a pure form of ecstasy) and may have mixed it with alcohol. A neighbor reported that Stump began hallucinating at his home and knocked on his neighbor's window while holding the knives.
Stump was booked into the Collier County jail and charged with disorderly intoxication and improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon.
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February 13, 2013
Posted by Danny Vice at 1:03:00 AM
Joe Stump - Jailed After Entering Circle K With Two Knives, Begging Witness Not To Eat Him