January 10, 2013

Brenda Schumann - Jailed After Confronting Estranged Husband And New Girlfriend With Rifle, Defecating On Floor

Indian River County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Brenda Schumann, a 51-year-old Vero Beach woman was jailed after she allegedly defecated on her estranged husband's floor after finding him in bed with his new girlfriend.

According to the Indian River County Sheriff's Office, Brenda Schumann and her husband are in the process of a divorce and Mrs. Schumann moved out of the couple's home several months ago.

There was just one problem.  Mrs. Schumann didn't forget where all the guns in the house were kept.

Investigators say Schumann forced her way into her husband's home, armed herself with a rifle that was stored inside the house and then stormed into her husband's bedroom where he was sleeping naked with his new girlfriend. She then allegedly pointed the rifle at the couple and told them that she was going to kill them both.

As Mrs. Schumann argued with her estranged husband, the female victim attempted to grab the gun, prompting Mrs. Schumann to kick her several times.

Mr. Schumann, feeling a bit inferior to his girlfriend at this point, jumped into the fray and wrestled the gun away from Mrs. Schumann. He then hid the gun in a closet.

The bewildered Mrs. Schumann left the bedroom and proceeded to urinate on the floor of a hallway that extended to the bedroom. Unsatisfied with saturating the carpet with her urine, she then proceeded down to the kitchen where she defecated on the floor.

Inspired with a renewed sense of purpose, Mrs. Shumann found another rifle that was stored in the house and began breaking pictures, mirrors, Christmas decorations, and other belongings. She then left in her vehicle still carrying the second rifle.

When officers went to her residence to question her, she initially opened the door but then slammed it shut in the officers' faces.  She was taken into custody a short time later.

During a police interview, Schumann asked the officers  "I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?

Officers involved were just glad they aren't in the housecleaning business.

Schumann was booked into jail and was charged with aggravated domestic assault, and resisting arrest without violence.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

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