August 26, 2012

Brian Wutschke Got His Buzz On - Jailed After Performing Oral Sex On Dildo, Driving With Sex Toy Stashed Inside Anus

St. Paul, Minn. (The Weekly Vice) - Brian Wutschke, a 45-year-old Minnesota man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly performed oral sex on a dildo while driving in traffic - then alerted officers to a vibrator that he had inserted into his... well... we'll get to that in a moment.

According to police, officers were dispatched after a woman called 911 and reported that a man had just pulled in front of her while performing oral sex on a dildo.

St. Paul dispatchers alerted officers to the man's red truck, and advised them of his sex toy antics.

Officers found the truck, pulled the driver over and identified him as Brian Wutschke. During a search of the vehicle, officers found several pairs of women's panties - some of which had been draped over the vehicle's gear shift and rear view mirror.

When officers performed a pat-down search on Wutschke, they could feel something vibrating that seemed to be coming from inside Wutschke's pants. That's when Wutschke told officers that he had inserted a vibrating sex toy into his anus.

While transporting Wutschke to jail, officers could hear the device still vibrating against the seat of the police cruiser. The device was finally removed at the jail, however deputies refused to turn it off.

"They'll just let the batteries run out," stated deputy watch commander, Eric Anderson. "They'll be talking about this one for awhile.

Wutschke was booked into the Ramsey County Jail and charged with indecent exposure and obscene materials and performance. The charge was later reduced to indecent conduct by the city prosecutor's office.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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