July 30, 2012

Wookie Caught Huffing 10 Cans Of Reddi-Wip Inside Kentucky Grocery Store

Louisville, KY (The Weekly Vice) - James Crittenden, a 36-year-old Kentucky man was jailed Wednesday after he was allegedly caught huffing multiple cans of Reddi-wip inside a Kentucky grocery store.

According to police, officers were dispatched to the Value Market grocery store in Louisville after receiving a report that a man was huffing several cans of Reddi-wip inside the store.

Officers arrived on the scene to find Crittenden, who appeared unsteady on his feet and had "extremely" slurred speech. Officers also found 10 cans of Reddi-wip that had been opened and inhaled.

Crittenden offered to pay for the opened cans at a cost of more than $26, however, he only had $7 in his pocket at the time.

Crittenden told officers that he huffed the cans in an effort to stay awake and that huffing was his constitutional right. Crittenden had been banned from the store in the past for similar behavior.

He was booked into jail and charged with shoplifting, public intoxication, disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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