June 07, 2012

Everett Lages Brought His Own Sex Kitten To The Strip Club - Meow


Port Charlotte, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Everett Robert Lages, a 47-year-old Port Charlotte man was jailed Tuesday after he repeatedly called 911 because a strip club wouldn't let him bring a kitten inside.

According to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the Emerald City Gentlemen's Club in Port Charlotte after receiving a 911 call.

Deputies arrived on the scene to discover they had been called with Lages who complained that he had been unfairly barred from entering the club.

The owner of the club told deputies that they asked Lages to leave and offered to call a taxi for him because he appeared highly intoxicated and insisted on bringing a kitten into the club.

When the taxi arrived, Lages reportedly yelled at the driver, which caused a further disturbance.

In retaliation, Lages repeatedly called 911 on his cell phone, claiming that the bar owner had committed a crime.

Lages was eventually arrested when he refused to leave the premises and continued to call 911 even while deputies were present.

The kitten is now in the care of animal control.

Lages was booked into the Charlotte County Jail and charged with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning and resisting arrest without violence. He is currently being held in lieu of a $4,000 bond.


Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice


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