May 07, 2012

Man Ends Up In Jail After Hanging Fake Testicles From Truck

Spartanburg, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez, a 31-year-old Spartanburg man was jailed after police allegedly took issue with pair of fake testicles that were hanging from his rear bumper.

According to the Spartan County Sheriff's Office, a deputy spotted the "fleshy-colored, anatomically correct" testicles, hanging from the back of his truck.

The officer informed the driver, identified as Rodriguez, that he had pulled him over because of the testicles. Rodriguez promptly removed them from his vehicle.

Investigators say Rodriguez was unable to show the officer proof of the vehicle's registration or proof of insurance, so he was apprehended.

Rodriguez stated that he moved to the U.S. six years ago, and had previously lived in Georgia and Texas. He also admitted that he did not have a valid driver's license.

Rodriguez was booked into jail and charged with driving without a license. He was released after posting $237.50 bond. He was also given a warning citation for obscene display.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

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