February 23, 2012

Miguel Flores Invented A New Mating Call

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Lee County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Miguel Angel Rivera Flores, a 29-year-old illegal immigrant was jailed Monday after he allegedly made animal noises to attract women and children to him, then masturbated on the beach in front of them.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, Flores was apprehended after he reportedly hid behind some bushes on Bonita Beach, then made unknown animal noises to attract females.

When the women got close to him, he stepped out from behind the bushes and masturbated in front of them. One of the victims called police and provided a detailed description of Flores. When officers arrived on the scene, they saw Flores attempting to flee on a bicycle.

Investigators also believe Flores had masturbated near the women's shower area after his feet matched a set of footprints found in the area where the showers were located. Flores is also suspected of masturbating behind an abandoned house near the beach.

He was booked into jail and charged with prowling, loitering, fraud-impersonation, and using fictitious personal identification information. He was released after posting bond on Tuesday


Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice


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