February 06, 2012
Jensen Beach, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Maureen Raymond, a 49-year-old Florida woman was jailed after she allegedly warned a deputy that she would fail a sobriety test because her breasts were too large.
According to the Martin County Sheriff's Office, deputies stopped Raymond after she was observed speeding and driving recklessly on the highway.
When the deputy approached the vehicle, Raymond allegedly tried to exit the car three times after the deputy advised her to remain seated.
The deputy noted that Raymond staggered when she was asked to exit the vehicle, had slurred speech, glassy eyes and a strong odor of alcohol.
When the deputy advised Raymond that he was going to ask her to perform a field sobriety test, Raymond stated that she wouldn't do well on the test because her breasts were too large.
"Big breasts don't balance well," she reportedly told the deputy.
When Raymond was asked to perform the "walk and turn" test, she responded by asking the deputy if he realized that she had a big chest. After completing the walk and turn test, she reportedly began dancing.
She then advised the deputy that she would be willing to take the test again if the deputy would be willing to hold her hand. When Raymond was asked to perform the test without the deputy's hand, she stated "hell no, not with these big boobies."
When the officer asked Raymond to stand on one leg, she allegedly offered to show the deputy her breasts and began to undress. The deputy declined the offer and asked her to continue with the test.
When the officer asked if she had any injuries, Raymond stated that she had large breasts and whiplash.
When the deputy attempted to administer a breath test, Raymond refused and began praying instead. She went on to tell the deputy that he needed to relax because she was going to pray first.
Raymond was booked into the Martin County Jail and charged with DUI and speeding. She was released after posting $750 bond.
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Posted by Danny Vice at 8:35:00 PM
Maureen Raymond To Deputy: "DUI Test? Not With These Big Boobies"