February 05, 2012

Andrew Toothman Is The Recess Peanut Butter Burglar

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Neon, Kentucky (The Weekly Vice) - Andrew Toothman, a 22-year-old Kentucky man was jailed Thursday after he was allegedly caught naked inside a grocery story with chocolate and peanut butter smeared across his body.

According to Kentucky State Troopers, officers were dispatched after employees at a Foodworld IGA grocery story reported that a naked man had broken into the store.

Arriving officers found Toothman inside the store wearing nothing but a pair of black boots. Officers also noticed that he had smeared peanut butter and chocolate across his body.

Officers searched the store and discovered peanut butter and chocolate that had been spilled on the floor and in the manager's office. Several fire extinguishers had also been discharged.

Last, but not least, officers found the word "sorry" spelled out on the grocery store's floor using the popular cold remedy NyQuil.

Toothman was booked into jail and charged with burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure. He remains held in lieu of $25,000 bond.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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