September 29, 2011

Lisette Gordon - Jailed After Fleeing Accident, Leaving Injured 4-Year-Old Child Behind


North Hollywood, California (The Weekly Vice) - Lisette Gonzalez Avakian, a 35-year-old North Hollywood woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly flipped her vehicle while driving under the influence, then fled the scene leaving her 4-year-old child still trapped inside the car.

According to police, Avakian was driving drunk around 2:00 a.m. when she reportedly hit two parked cars and then flipped her vehicle upside down.

Witnesses who heard the crash came to Avakian's aid, however, she managed to exit the vehicle on her own and fled the scene leaving her injured child behind. The child didn't appear to have been placed in a car seat prior to the accident.

Investigators say Avakian was found about a block away from the accident. She was transported to a local hospital where she was treated for injuries before being placed under arrest. Avakian's child was also treated at a local hospital for non-life threatening injuries.

Officers initially thought there may have been another child involved in the crash because there was an infant car seat at the accident scene. Detectives searched a number of possible addresses found in the vehicle and eventually located Avakian's two other children (ages 1 and 3 months old) at Avakian's apartment. Child service took all three children into protective custody

Avakian was booked into jail and charged with driving while intoxicated and child endangerment. Her bail has been set at $100,000.


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Meagan Gordon - Teacher - Charged With Showing Student Nude Photos Of Herself


Georgetown, Delaware (The Weekly Vice) - Meagan Gordon, a 22-year-old substitute teacher at Sussex Technical High School in Delaware was charged Wednesday after she allegedly showed nude photos of herself to a 15-year-old student.

According to police, an investigation began in May after the mother of a 15-year-old student filed a complaint with school officials because she suspected that her son was text messaging with a teacher at the school.

The mother also stated that she believed her son had viewed several inappropriate images of the teacher.

Through the course of the investigation, detectives learned that the student had swiped Gordon's phone during lunch and then went to a restroom so he could view the images on her phone. It was during that time he reportedly found several nude images of Gordon on the phone. The student then returned to class and gave the phone back to Gordon.

After lunch, Gorden allegedly handed the phone back to the student and allowed him to continue browsing the nude images. Gorden and the student then exchanged phone numbers and began text messaging each other.

After a lengthy investigation, Gordon was arrested on Sept. 21 and charged with one count of providing obscene material to a minor. She was released after posting $1,500 bail.


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James Fuller - Charged With Taking Photographs Of His Roommates Toddler Daughter - Offered Lame Excuse


Sanford, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - James R. Fuller, a 49-year-old Sanford man was jailed Monday after his roommate allegedly found sexually explicit nude photos of her 2-year-old daughter on his cell phone.

According to the Sanford Police Department, Fuller's roommate was looking at pictures on his cell phone when she reportedly found two photos of a young naked girl. After looking closer at the images, she realized that the toddler in the photo was of her own child, and immediately contacted authorities.

Investigators say when officers came to Fuller's residence to arrest him, he was found in his bed. He denied possessing any child pornography and allowed officers to look at his cell phone, where they found several images of nude girls. Many of the alleged photographs concentrated on the child's genitals. Officers are determining if the images are all of the same girl, or if there may be more victims.

When asked why he had the images stored on his phone, Fuller claimed that he had taken them because he wanted to prove to the mother that the child had fallen asleep in his bed while she was naked, and he moved her to the couch. Officers remarked that his excuse for possessing the images is nonsensical.

Fuller was booked into jail and charged with four counts of possessing obscene material of a child. He remains jailed in lieu of $3,300 bond.


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Nikki Settle Tried Out For The Demolition Derby And Shot Put Team All In The Same Day

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Spartanburg, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Nikki Marie Settle, a 25-year-old South Carolina woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly tried to throw her young son over a fence following a DUI-related car crash.

According to the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched after receiving a report of a single-car accident on westbound I-26 late Wednesday night.

Arriving deputies found a wrecked white Lexus at the scene and two witnesses who stopped following the accident. The two witnesses told deputies they watched the Lexus driving erratically down the highway until it crashed into the highway's cable-barrier median.

The witnesses told investigators that the vehicle's driver, Settle, then got out of the vehicle with her son and ran across the highway. She then ran up a hill and allegedly tried to throw the 4-year-old boy over a 10-foot fence until one of the witnesses took the child and convinced her to return to her vehicle and wait for police.

Investigators allege Settle was intoxicated and driving on a suspended license at the time of the accident.

She was booked into the Spartanburg County Jail and charged with DUI - second offense, driving while suspended - third or subsequent offense, leaving the scene of an accident, hitting fixtures - failure to report, child endangerment and child neglect.

The boy was placed in the car of his grandmother while Settle awaits a bond hearing.


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September 28, 2011

William Gaskin And Desiree Chapman - Charged With Raping Toddler And Five-Year-Old Girl


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Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) - William Gaskin, 40, and his girlfriend Desiree Chapman, 22, have been jailed following the alleged sexual abuse of a toddler and a 5-year-old girl.

According to the Washington County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after the roommate of a 3-year-old girl's parents came home to find Gaskin sexually abusing the toddler. The roommate called the little girl's mother, who then contacted authorities.

Detectives say Gaskin was reportedly babysitting the toddler when the alleged abuse occurred.

Investigators say that while Gaskin was in jail, the father of a 5-year-old girl told Beaverton police that Gaskin sexually abused his daughter while he and Chapman babysat the child.

Investigators obtained a search warrant for Gaskin's residence and reportedly obtained evidence to corroborate the father's claim. After the case was transferred over to Washington County detectives, the 5-year-old girl disclosed that she had been sexually abused by Gaskin and that Chapman was in the home when the abuse occurred.

The case was presented to a Washington Grand Jury who indicted Gaskin on two counts of first-degree rape, four counts of first-degree sodomy, two counts of first-degree unlawful sexual penetration of a child and one count of using a child in display of sexually explicit conduct.

Chapman was indicted on two counts of first-degree rape, one count of first-degree sodomy, two counts of first-degree unlawful penetration of a child and one count of using a child in display of sexually explicit conduct.

Detectives believe Gaskin and Chapman babysat several children and believe there may be other victims of sexual abuse who have not come forward. Anyone with information or knowledge of possible sexual abuse in connection to this case is urged to contact detective John Shipley at 503-846-2596.


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Michelle Preston - Teacher - Charged With Having Sex With Three Students


Shawnee, Mission, Kansas (The Weekly Vice) - Michelle Preston, a 27-year-old World Geography teacher and cheerleading coach at Shawnee Mission West High School has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with three students.

According to police, an investigation was launched earlier this year after nude photographs of the teacher allegedly began circulating around the school. Rumors that the teacher was having affairs with students also circulated around the school.

The alleged photos also found their way to the Internet, but have since been taken down.

Preston was placed on administrative leave back in March, after school officials received a report that she had become engaged in sexual activity with a student. On the same day of the school's decision, Preston was involved in a serious car accident, which delayed the investigation somewhat and the subsequent charges.

Investigators say Preston's 2011 Chevy Equinox drove off of a ledge and crashed into the far side of a creek bed. She was was rushed to a local hospital by a Life-Flight helicopter where she was treated for serious injuries.

Meanwhile, investigators would come to discover three different students who Preston allegedly had inappropriate sexual relations with. The alleged sex acts between Preston and the students reportedly occurred between September and December of last year.

Preston, who is married, is now charged with three counts of engaging in unlawful sexual relations. Bond amount was unavailable at time of this report.


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Kelly Miller - Teacher - Blinded 15 Year Old Student With 'Science'


Aurora, Illinois (The Weekly Vice) - Kelly Miller, a 32-year-old science teacher at East Aurora High School has been jailed after she allegedly sent "inappropriate" photos of herself to a 15-year-old student.

According to police, an investigation was launched on September 19 after detectives received a tip that a teacher had become engaged in inappropriate activities with a student.

Investigators say Miller was "sexting" with the student in late May or June when she sent at least two explicit photographs of herself to him.

Following a brief investigation, charges were filed on Tuesday. Miller resigned her position at the school last week, according to school officials.

Miller was booked into jail on a misdemeanor charge of sexual exploitation of a child. She was released after posting $1,000 bail.

Miller is due to appear in court again on November 18.


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Robert Will Got A Sweet Deal - Gets Drunk Driving Hearing Postponed By Showing Up To Court Drunk


Portsmouth, New Hampshire (The Weekly Vice) - Robert Will. a 53-year-old Kittery, Maine man was able to get his drunk driving hearing postponed when he allegedly showed up to court while intoxicated.

According to Portsmouth police, Will was apprehended on June 10th after he was stopped by officers, who reported that he didn't have a valid driver's license, had an open container of alcohol in his vehicle, and failed a sobriety test.

He was released after posting $1,000 bail and ordered by a judge to stay away from alcohol and refrain from driving.

Investigators say a court hearing was scheduled for September 27th. When Will arrived, he appeared to be intoxicated and smelled of alcohol.

Court officials administered a portable breath test, which Will allegedly failed. Will's attorney stated that the hearing had to be rescheduled because his client was required to be sober for the event.

There was no explanation as to why the court did not hold Will in contempt of court for violating it's previous order.


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September 27, 2011

Michael Wyatt - Serial Toe Sucker - Arrested Again After Attempting To Suck Several Women's Toes


Vilonia, Arkansas (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Wyatt, a 50-year-old Lousiana man was jailed Monday after he allegedly approached several women and asked to suck their toes.

According to Conway Police, investigators had been looking for a suspect who reportedly approached two women in public places and asked them if he could suck their toes.

A third victim, an elderly woman, also told police that she was sitting outside of her apartment when a man approached her and forced her toes into his mouth.

On Monday, police identified and arrested Michael Wyatt, a man who has been in trouble before over his apparent foot fetish.

Investigators say Wyatt pleaded guilty to second-degree assault and criminal impersonation back in 1990 after he pretended to be a podiatrist at a women's clothing store so he could fondle and suck a woman's toes.

Wyatt has now been charged with two misdemeanor counts of harassment. Charges in the third reported incident have not yet been linked to Wyatt.


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Dequita Hoefling - Jailed After Stabbing Sleeping Teen Repeatedly In The Middle Of The Night

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Conroe, Texas (The Weekly Vice) - Dequita Gay Hoefling, a 40-year-old Texas woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly walked into her 13-year-old daughter's room and then stabbed her repeatedly while the girl slept.

According to police, officers were dispatched to Conroe Regional Medical Center after a 13-year-old girl arrived at the emergency room with multiple stab wounds to her back and neck.

The young girl was brought to the hospital by her father who told detectives how the little girl acquired her stab wounds.

Investigators say the child was asleep inside the couple's home when Hoefling entered the teen's bedroom and began stabbing the child repeatedly as she slept.

The teen managed to flee the room and wake up her father, who rushed the girl to the hospital. Police have not yet released a motive for the incident.

The victim has been transferred from Conroe to Memorial Hermann Hospital where she was to undergo surgery. Authorities say the girl is expected to survive.

Hoefling was booked into the Montgomery County Jail on a charge of aggravated assault/domestic violence. Her bond has been set at $500,000.


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Jennifer Wilson - Jailed After Drinking Teen Points Officers In The Direction Of Her Mother - Who's Having Sex With Underage Boy

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Belleville, Illinois (The Weekly Vice) - Jennifer Wilson, a 35-year-old Illinois woman was jailed after she was caught having sex with an underage boy in her car. The discovery made after police asked a drinking teen "where are your parents?"

According to Belleville Police, officers had detained two juveniles for underage drinking when they asked the inevitable question, "Where are your parents."

One of the teens spoke up, informing officers that her mother was in the car - pointing them in the direction of a nearby parking lot. When police approached the vehicle, they found the girl's mother in a compromising position.

Investigators say Jennifer Wilson was found inside the vehicle engaged in a sex act with a 15-year-old boy.

Wilson was booked into the St. Clair County Jail on a charge of aggravated sexual abuse. Her bail has been set at $75,000.

Wilson was also charged last March with contributing to the delingquency of a child and possessing drug paraphernalia. That case has not yet gone to trial.


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Ian Wood - Jailed After Choking Wife Over Game Of Yahtzee


Naples, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Ian Stuart Wood, a 50-year-old Naples man was jailed Saturday after he allegedly choked his wife over a game of Yahtzee.

According to the Collier County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to the couple's residence after Wood's wife called 911 from a neighbor's phone.

Deputies arrived on the scene to find broken dishes all over the couple's home. Wood, who was found laying on his bed, became argumentative and uncooperative with officers.

Investigators say Wood and his wife were playing a game of Yahtzee when they began to argue.

The wife told deputies that she attempted to leave the house so that she could cool down, however, Wood pushed her to the ground instead.

When the woman began screaming, Wood allegedly put his hand over her mouth and dug his knee into her back, demanding that she be quiet. He then rolled her over, grabbed her throat, and began choking her until she couldn't breathe.

The woman was able to escape Wood's grip and flee to a neighbor's home where she called 911. Wood told deputies that he never hit his wife and that she received her injuries after she tripped and fell.

Wood was booked into the Collier County Jail and charged with domestic battery by strangulation, kidnapping-false imprisonment of an adult, resisting law enforcement officer without violence and obstructing someone of the use of 911. He remains jailed in lieu of $17,500 bond. He is due to appear in court on October 17th.

This is the second crime story that we've reported on that originated from a game of Yahtzee. In July of this year, three brothers were charged with murdering their mother because she wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't.


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Otis Keene - Jailed After Stealing Watch From Work, Then Wearing It To Work The Next Day


Hurlburt Field, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Otis Belicario Keene, a 34-year-old Shalimar man was jailed after he allegedly stole a watch from his employer, then was seen wearing it to work the next day.

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, Keene, an Army Base Exchange stocker, was placed under surveillance on August 27th after a loss prevention officer reportedly saw him discarding an empty ear bud package.

Investigators say once the loss prevention officer apprehended Keene, he admitted to stealing around $300 in merchandise, including the watch (worth $7.99), a pair of New Balance shoes, a pair of Koss ear buds (which were recovered), a watchband, a pack of pens, a DVD; a Blue Ray disc, a pair of headphones, and a few binders. Keene's confession and the surveillance video were turned over to police.

Keene was booked into the Okaloosa County Jail and charged with larceny, a third degree felony. He has since been released.


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September 25, 2011

Jennifer Hearn - Jailed After Shooting Husband, Burying Him In Pig Pen, Bragging About Being Single On Facebook

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Melbourne, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Jennifer Lynn Hearn, a 40-year-old Melbourne woman has been jailed after she allegedly shot her husband to death, buried him in a pigpen, then bragged about her newly single life on Facebook.

According to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after a witness called detectives and informed them that Hearn admitted to shooting her husband to death and then burying him in a pig pen in her back yard.

Meanwhile, Hearn had led friends to believe that her husband had moved out to be with another woman. Neighbors say the couple was known for having a rocky relationship, however they doubted Hearn's husband had moved away because his truck was still in the couple's driveway.

Carl "Cliff" Hearn, 41, was discovered buried about two feet under the pig pen in the couple's back yard. Detectives believe that Hearn shot her husband to death during a heated argument

Just a few weeks after the murder, Hearn began posting Facebook status updates, bragging about her new life as a single woman. She also remarked about a new relationship that she had found.

"Wow. I am so glad one person walked out of my life so others could walk in," Hearn posted on Facebook. "I love being single."

"(SIC) All I have to say is this guy is really amazing so I can't imagine what I've been missing I can not say how happy I am I got work, beautiful children, great friends, and the possibility of being happy even if it ain't with him now I know there are good men out there I love it."

Hearn was booked into the Brevard County Jail and charged with second-degree murder. She is being held without bond, and is scheduled to appear in court on October 25th.


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Wilnelia Caraballo - Jailed After Attempting To Rob Store With Toy Machine Gun


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Palm Bay, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Wilnelia Rivera Caraballo, a 19-year-old Palm Bay resident was jailed Sunday after she allegedly attempted to rob a convenience store with a plastic toy gun.

According to the Palm Bay Police Department, Caraballo entered a Kangaroo Express convenience store around 5:50 a.m wearing a clear plastic mask and wielding a plastic toy machine gun. She then walked behind the front counter while employees were stocking another section of the store.

When employees saw Caraballo walk behind the counter, one of them yelled "Palm Bay police! Get on the ground!" She immediately went down until she realized that no police officers were in the store.

Caraballo, who appeared to be intoxicated, tried to flee the store, but employees restrained her until police arrived.

Caraballo was booked into the Brevard County Jail and charged with attempted armed robbery.


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Doctors Remove Safety-Pin From Inside Man's Penis - Man Admits To Masturbating With It


Ghana, W. Africa (The Weekly Vice) - Doctors at the Tamale Teaching Hospital in Ghana successfully removed a 12-centimeter safety-pin from a man's penis Saturday, according to hospital officials.

A four-member team that included two doctors, an anaesthesiologist and a nurse used a surgical procedure known as an 'open ureterolithotomy' to carefully remove a safety-pin that had become embedded inside the 32-year-old man's Urethra.

Lead surgeon, Dr. Akis Afoko, said that the surgery lasted approximately 30 minutes. He also stated that in order for the man's wounds to heal quickly, urine passage would be diverted for a few days.

When doctors asked the man how a safety-pin managed to find its way inside his penis, he initially said the object must have been fixed somehow in his bed sheets. Pressed further for a more accurate explanation, the man eventually admitted that he used the pin to masturbate with.

Doctors say the process of masturbating with the pin caused it to move further inside the urethra, close to the man's bladder. When the man tried to remove the pin, its sharp point apparently became embedded in the surrounding tissue.

Dr. Afoko went on to caution against the use of objects inside the penis, pointing out that the practice could render a patient impotent if the injury is not properly treated.

Doctors also discovered that the patient is suffering from a psychological disorder that will also be treated.


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September 22, 2011

Pregnant Teen Dies After Mother Allegedly Tells Her to Hide Drugs Inside Her Vagina. Unborn Child Also Dead


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Murray County, Georgia (The Weekly Vice) - April Flood, a Murray County woman is under investigation after she allegedly asked her pregnant daughter to hide methamphetamine inside her vagina, which investigators believe likely killed her.

According to the Murray County Sheriff's Office, 19-year-old Megan Long was with her mother, April Flood, and her boyfriend, Eddie Duke, Thursday when they were stopped by police.

During the stop, Flood allegedly handed her pregnant daughter a bag of methamphetamine and told her to hide the drug inside her vagina.

Investigators say when Long returned to her home and attempted to remove the drugs, nothing came out except for the bag. Megan Long reportedly absorbed up to 7 grams of meth into her body.

Family members say Long began having convulsions and was rushed to a local hospital, where she went into cardiac arrest shortly after arrival. Doctors tried to save her unborn child, but it passed away two days later. Long died the day after she lost her child. An investigation is under way to determine her exact cause of death.

Flood denies ever asking her daughter to hide drugs inside her vagina. She stated that the drugs belonged to the victim's boyfriend, Eddie Duke, who disappeared after Long's death.

Duke was the one who had called 9-11 after Long began convulsing, and he told the dispatchers he had no idea how much meth was in her system. Long's father stated that Flood admitted to the allegations.


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Man Receives Sex Acts From Male Prostitute Thinking He Was A Female. Brawl Ensues


Salinas, California (The Weekly Vice) - Bryan Oster, 36, and Misael Ruiz, 31, were jailed Tuesday after Oster hired a male prostitute believing that he was a female. The two men came to blows with weapons on Highway 101.

According to the Monterey County Sheriff's Office, Bryan Oster was prostitute shopping Tuesday night when he found Misael Ruiz, a male prostitute who was dressed and made-up like a woman.

Investigators say Oster offered to pay Ruiz $60 for sexual acts, thinking Ruiz was a female prostitute. Ruiz climbed into Oster's 1986 Nissan and performed the requested sex acts.

Police believe Ruiz attempted to take more money from Oster than the agreed upon $60. When Oster attempted to get his money back, a fist fight ensued...... That's when Oster learned that he had just received sexual acts from a male.

Oster then produced a stun gun and repeatedly used it on Ruiz in an attempt to get his money back. Ruiz grabbed a large rock and used it to fight back.

The brawl eventually spilled out onto Highway 101. Both men were still fighting when deputies arrived and took them into custody.

Oster and Ruiz were booked into the Monterey County Jail. Oster was charged with assault with a deadly weapon while Ruiz was charged with prostitution.


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September 21, 2011

Jeremy Combs - Jailed After Threatening Taco Bell Employee With Shotgun For Forgetting His Hot Sauce


Lee's Summit, Mo (The Weekly Vice) - Jeremy Combs, a 30-year-old Missouri man was jailed after he allegedly returned to a Taco Bell with a shotgun after an employee failed to include hot sauce with his order.

According to Lee's Summit Police, officers were called to a local Taco Bell at about 11:30 p.m. after store employees reported that an irate man had pulled up to the drive-thru window with a shotgun.

The employee stated that the suspect, later identified as Combs, had placed an order earlier in the evening. He then returned to the store a short time later, angry because he hadn't received hot sauce as expected.

When Combs got to the window, he handed his food back to the employee, reached for a loaded shotgun and threatened the employee with it.

Combs then fled the scene in a blue and silver Ford F-150. The employee told police that the suspect appeared to be intoxicated, and gave them a description his vehicle.

Investigators found Combs intoxicated at his aunt's residence nearly two hours after the incident. Combs initially denied threatening store employees with a shotgun, and instead insisted that he had used a tire iron.

When police informed Combs that the incident had been captured by the store's surveillance camera, he reportedly changed his story and admitted to bringing the shotgun.

A search of the residence netted police a Mossberg shotgun that had been hidden under a mattress. The shotgun contained live rounds of ammunition and did not have a serial number. Combs told police that he had purchased the gun from an acquaintance he met at a drug house in Independence, Missouri.

Combs was booked into jail and charged with armed assault. He is scheduled for a detention hearing tomorrow in federal court in Kansas City.

Court records show that Combs has a lengthy criminal history, including 14 felony arrests and three felony convictions including first-degree assault and armed criminal action.


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Juan Aguirre - Jailed After Breaking Into Sex Shop, Making Off With Empty Porn Video Cases


Salina, Kansas (The Weekly Vice) - Juan Aguirre, a 21-year-old Kansas man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly broke into a sex store, stole several porn videos and later discovered that the video cases were empty.

According to Salina Police, Aguirre came up empty handed after attempting to steal XXX movies from an adult novelty store.

Investigators say Aguirre shattered the glass door of Cirilla's and proceeded to steal six XXX movies before fleeing the scene on a bicycle.

A tripped burglar alarm summoned police to the business. Aguirre was apprehended after police searched the area and found Aguirre riding a bicycle in the vicinity of the store.

Officers checked Aguirre's backpack and found the six stolen video cases. Aguirre was apparently unaware during the burglary that the video cases were for display only and did not contain the desired videos.

Police also found part of a sledgehammer inside the backpack that Aguirre may have used to shatter the business's doors.

Police valued the stolen items at a paltry $5 each, while the glass doors Aguirre broke was estimated to be $500.

Aguirre was booked into the Saline County Jail on charges of burglary, theft and criminal damage to property. His bond has been set at $6,000.


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Three Assclowns Dressed Like Women Shoplift At Fabric Store - Stolen Items Include Butt Pads, Animal Print Tights And Fake Eyelashes


Orlando, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Renford Patterson, Antonio Webb and Demitri Marsh have been jailed after they allegedly dressed up like women, went to a fabric store and shoplifted several items that included butt pads, animal print tights, women's eyelashes and black-laced gloves.

According to police, the men entered a Jo-Ann Fabrics store in Orlando wearing wigs and dresses.

A clerk on duty watched Webb (dressed in a white knit skirt) remove merchandise from the display shelf and place them into his handbag. Black fishnet tights, animal print tights, green glitter tights and women's fake eyelashes were among the items later found in his bag.

The clerk also saw Patterson take several packs of colored feathers, black-laced gloves, a package of butt pads, costume glasses, bandannas and a bra. The estimated cost of the stolen merchandise was $780.

Investigators say all three men fled the store when the clerk attempted to confront them. All except for Marsh, who threatened to beat and cut the woman before he fled.

Police arrested the men after locating their vehicle behind a nearby business. The merchandise that the men had stolen was recovered at the scene.

Webb and Patterson have prior arrests in Orange County, Florida. Webb was arrested in 2007 for carjacking, robbery and grand theft auto.

Patterson was arrested in January of this year for robbery, burglary, battery, theft and resist merchandise recovery. He was also charged with aggravated battery in April.


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Mother Busted After Kindergarten Student Brings Her Meth And Crack Pipe To Show-And-Tell


Sweet Springs, Missouri (The Weekly Vice) - Michelle Marie Cheatham, a 32-year-old Sweet Springs woman was jailed after her son brought methamphetamine and a crack pipe to school for show-and-tell.

According to Sweet Springs police, officers were called to the Sweet Springs Elementary School after a kindergarten student brought several baggies of meth and his mother's crack pipe to show-and-tell.

The child was in possession of about one ounce of meth, which has an approximate street value of $3,700, according to investigators.

The drugs were found when the child was unpacking his backpack in the hallway. Officers believe that the drugs were never brought inside the classroom, and no other students were exposed to them.

Investigators obtained a search warrant and executed a search of Cheatham's residence. One additional crack pipe was recovered from the home.

She told detectives that she had been going through a rough time in her life since her husband died in a car accident earlier this year and she received a large military pension. The child is now in the custody of family friends.

Cheatham was booked into jail and charged with possession of a controlled substance and first-degree child endangerment. Her bond was set at $7,500.


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September 20, 2011

Child's Skull Listed For Sale On Craigslist - Police Investigating


Phoenix, Arizona (The Weekly Vice) - Mike Hale, a Phoenix area man, is under investigation after he attempted to sell the human skull of an alleged 14-year-old girl on Craigslist.

According to the Phoenix Police Department, Hale posted an ad on Craigslist in an effort to sell a human skull that is believed to belong to have belonged to a girl aged 12 to 14-years old.

The ad was viewed by authorities, who became suspicious since children of that age rarely die of natural causes.

Hale told detectives that he purchased the skull at a garage sale for $1 and was hoping to sell it for around $300.

The skull was confiscated and sent to the medical examiner's office for evaluation.

There is no law prohibiting the sale or possession of a human bone. If everything checks out, the skull will be returned to Hale.


Mandi Milenko
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Debra Haggerty - Charged With Having Sex With 12-Year-Old While Infected With HIV


Houston, Texas (The Weekly Vice) - Debra Flowers Haggerty, a 55-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with a 12-year-old boy while she is knowingly HIV positive.

According to police, Haggerty reportedly molested a 12-year-old boy Saturday at her sister's home. It's a home that is also familiar to the victim.

Investigators say Haggarty exposed the pre-teen to a "deadly weapon" using her saliva.

Haggerty and the boy were inside the home when Haggerty allegedly unzipped the boy's pants and engaged in a sexual act with him.

The boy has since been checked by doctors and has not yet contracted the HIV virus.

Haggerty was booked into jail on a charge of aggravated sexual assault of a child. Her bond has been set at $30,000.


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