September 13, 2011

Six Inch Eel Swims Up Man's Penis During Beauty Spa Treatment

Hunghu, China (The Weekly Vice) - 56-year-old Zhang Nan is likely feeling much better, now that a troublesome eel has been surgically removed from his bladder. And just how did an eel find its way into the man's bladder? Through his penis, of course.

According to reports, Nan acquired the unwanted guest while bathing with eels at a Chinese health spa that boasted it could make him look "ten years younger" by allowing eels to eat away dead layers of skin.

The procedure is similar to London spas that offer fish pedicures.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," said Nan. "But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis."

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eels was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

Nan immediately left the spa and drove to a local hospital that performed a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch-long eel.

"The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly, stated surgeon Jin Wang.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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