September 21, 2011
Salina, Kansas (The Weekly Vice) - Juan Aguirre, a 21-year-old Kansas man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly broke into a sex store, stole several porn videos and later discovered that the video cases were empty.
According to Salina Police, Aguirre came up empty handed after attempting to steal XXX movies from an adult novelty store.
Investigators say Aguirre shattered the glass door of Cirilla's and proceeded to steal six XXX movies before fleeing the scene on a bicycle.
A tripped burglar alarm summoned police to the business. Aguirre was apprehended after police searched the area and found Aguirre riding a bicycle in the vicinity of the store.
Officers checked Aguirre's backpack and found the six stolen video cases. Aguirre was apparently unaware during the burglary that the video cases were for display only and did not contain the desired videos.
Police also found part of a sledgehammer inside the backpack that Aguirre may have used to shatter the business's doors.
Police valued the stolen items at a paltry $5 each, while the glass doors Aguirre broke was estimated to be $500.
Aguirre was booked into the Saline County Jail on charges of burglary, theft and criminal damage to property. His bond has been set at $6,000.
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Posted by Danny Vice at 10:11:00 PM
Juan Aguirre - Jailed After Breaking Into Sex Shop, Making Off With Empty Porn Video Cases