August 01, 2011

Angela Palmer Discovered That Loose Lips Really Do Sink Ships

Angela Palmer Jail Booking Report

Fort Meyers, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Angela Lynn Palmer, a 37-year-old Florida woman was being processed into jail when a glass crack pipe dropped out of her vagina, indicating that there was likely more where that came from.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, Palmer was being processed into jail on counterfeiting and trespassing charges when a few more charges dropped into the picture.

Investigators say three deputies were escorting Palmer inside the jail when a clear plastic tube dropped from her vagina. That's when Palmer reportedly admitted to deputies that she had additional items hidden inside her vagina.

An orange cigar tube then fell from Palmer's vagina to the floor. Inside the tube deputies found two pieces of rock cocaine. One additional clear glass tube that managed to remain lodged in Taylor's vagina was also recovered.

Both clear tubes later tested positive for crack-cocaine.

Taylor was booked into jail on charges of counterfeiting an i.d. card, trespassing, cocaine possession, possession of a controlled substance, destroying evidence, smuggling contraband into a detention facility and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to Lee County jail records, Taylor has a long history of charges that include sudden snatching of a firearm, drug possession, prostitution, aggravated battery, robbery by sudden snatching, resisting arrest, selling cocaine near a daycare facility, child neglect and marijuana possession.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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