May 01, 2011

Robbery Attempt Foiled By Baggy Pants

Lake Wales, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - A man is wanted by police after he reportedly committed attempted robbery.

According to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, video surveillance captured the April 27 attempted robbery of a Lake Wales EZ Food convenience store. A robbery that might have been successful if not for the assclown's baggy pants.

Investigators say a man exited the passenger side of a Chevy Lumina that had heavily tinted windows and no license tag.

The man then entered the store, grabbed two cases of Bud Light and darted out of the store. Video surveillance captured the man as his baggy pants tripped up his escape and he was promptly introduced to the pavement.

He then got into the backseat of the vehicle and fled the scene.

Investigators say the suspect is described as
a white male in his mid-20s, wearing blue jeans, a green t-shirt, a dark colored ball cap, and black sneakers.

Anyone with any information about this case is asked to call
Heartland Crime Stoppers at 1-800-226-TIPS.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

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