March 08, 2011

Samuel Sims Gave A Dog A Bone, But This Old Man Isn't Going Home

Coker, Alabama (The Weekly Vice) - Samuel Earl Sims, a 56-year-old Alabama man was arrested last Monday after he allegedly admitted to having sexual intercourse with stray dog late last month.

According to the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office, Sims' was collared after three witnesses identified him as the man they witnessed having sexual intercourse with a stray mixed-breed dog known around the neighborhood as "Lady."

"These witnesses happened to observe this by accident," stated Sheriff Ted Sexton of the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office. "Our defendant did give a statement admitting to the allegations that he had sexual intercourse with the dog. This is the first time in my career that I have heard of anyone doing this."

Investigators say the dog was examined by a vet, who determined that the dog was not seriously injured by the assault.

Since Alabama has no anti-bestiality laws in place, Sims was charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty. Bail in his case was set at $1,500.

In a press statement, Sheriff Sexton stated that he would "aggressively pursue" having the charge bumped up to a felony count and would speak with state legislators about possibly introducing anti-bestiality legislation.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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