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Santa Ana, California (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Lallana, a 32-year-old California man who is now on trial for ejaculating into a coworker's water bottle on two occasions last year told investigators "It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone."
Prosecutors played Lallana's taped confession for Jurors on Wednesday - an interview that revealed Lallana's alleged motives for ejaculating into a female coworker's water bottle before his arrest last August.
Investigators say the woman discovered her water had been tainted after she drank from the bottle, suspected that it had semen in it and then became sick as a result. She testified in court that she discovered semen in her bottle on January 25, and then again on April 6th.
She also testified that although she dumped the first semen tainted water bottle, she kept the second bottle as evidence. She then asked her fiance to put his semen in a water bottle to see if it resembled the taste she encountered in her water bottles at work.
"At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what it was," stated the victim, identified in court documents as "Tiffany G."
Tiffany G eventually had the water tested at a lab before contacting police who "probed" the case further.
When investigators asked Lallana why he didn't just throw the water bottle away, he explained that he "thought she would just throw the bottle away."
"Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No," said Lallana during the interview. "Why I left it there, I don't know."
He went on to explain to police that part of the allure for him was the woman's attractiveness and the fact that "her lips had touched it."
During expert testimony for the defense, a psychologist told jurors that Lallana suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder - and shows a pattern of needing admiration, immature behavior and passive aggressive tendencies. The Psychologist went on to say Lallana felt emotionally abused due to a lack of sex with his wife.
Lallana is facing charges of battery and assault, with sentence-enhancing allegations of committing the assault for sexual gratification. Despite the alleged taped confession, Lallana has pleaded not guilty to all charges.
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February 23, 2011
Posted by Danny Vice at 10:09:00 PM
Michael Lallana Confessed To Ejaculating In Woman’s Water Bottle “Because Her Lips Had Touched It”