February 15, 2011

Josue Hernandez Went For The Gold, Found Wood Instead

Immokalee, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Josue Hernandez, a 27-year-old Florida man was jailed Saturday after he allegedly threw a tantrum in a bar after attempting to flirt with two girls who turned out to be two dudes in drag instead.

According to the Collier County Sheriff's Officers, Hernandez was in an Immokalee bar when he began buying drinks for two men who were dressed up in women's clothing.

When Hernandez learned that the two presumed "women" had penises instead of vaginas, he allegedly became irate.

Investigators say Hernandez began breaking bottles and starting fights with other bar patrons in retaliation for the perceived misgivings of the two supposed "women."

Deputies arrived to find the bar in disarray and Hernandez in possession of a hunting knife with a six inch blade tucked inside his waistband.

Hernandez was booked into the Collier County Jail on charges of disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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