January 05, 2011

Juan Miguel Cuadra - Jailed After Cop Finds Him Masturbating Outside Woman’s Window

Hollywood, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Juan Miguel Cuadra, a 35-year-old Florida man was jailed Saturday after he was allegedly caught by police masturbating while peering into a woman's apartment window.

According to police, officers were called after a woman noticed a strange man outside her apartment that was looking into her window. Fearing that the man was planning to break into her home, she hid in the laundry room and called 911.

Investigators say police arrived a short time later to find Cuadra standing outside the woman's window masturbating.

Cuadra reportedly first told police the woman inside the home was his girlfriend...STRIKE ONE.

Cuadra then later insisted that the woman was a co-worker... STRIKE TWO

Cuadra finally wised up and just admitted to police that he was a jackhole that didn't know the girl at all.

He went on to tell police that he "hadn't had a girlfriend for awhile and was desperate," according to the arrest report.

Cuadra was booked into the Broward County Jail on charges of indecent exposure, voyeurism and loitering/prowling.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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