December 30, 2010

Jamie Orozco Left Wal-Mart Employees With A Toilet Full Of WTF?


Muskogee, Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) - Jamie Orozco, a 23-year-old Muskogee woman was jailed after she allegedly gave birth to a stillborn infant inside a Walmart bathroom, then left the corpse in the toilet to returned to work.

According to Muskogee police, Walmart employees discovered a deceased 20-24 week female infant in a public bathroom toilet on October 26th around 6:00 p.m.

Investigators determined that the child belonged to Orozco. Detectives state that she gave birth to the deceased child, left it in the toilet, went home to change clothes, and then went back to work as if nothing had happened.

The Oklahoma Medical Examiner's Office stated that the cause of the baby's death was intrauterine fetal demise. The manner of death is still pending.

Orozco was booked into Muskogee County Jail and charged with desecration of a human corpse. She was released after posting $2500 bond. She is due to appear in court on January 10, 2011.


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Christopher Bradley Learned The Only Thing Dumber Than Allowing A Toddler To Play With Marijuana - Photograph It So Your Estranged Wife Can See


Portland, Tennessee (The Weekly Vice) - Christopher Bradley, a 30-year-old Portland man was jailed after his wife found photographs on his cell phone that showed their son playing with a large amount of marijuana.

According to police, the two-year-old's mother,
Ashley Bradley, called officers after she reportedly found pictures on Bradley's cell phone that showed her son playing with a large amount of marijuana.

Mrs. Bradley also stated that
her estranged husband physically assaulted her while children were present.

Investigators say the images showed the toddler standing at a table near a large amount of marijuana, and placing it in a jar. They also showed a lighter and rolling papers sitting on the table.

Bradley was booked into the Sumner County jail and charged with child abuse and neglect, and domestic assault. He is scheduled to appear in court next month.

Police said Bradley has a long arrest history and has served time in the state penitentiary.


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December 29, 2010

Christopher Blackstone - Jailed After Stomping Girlfriend’s Puppy To Death Because She Didn’t Return His Phone Call


Colorado Springs, Colorado (The Weekly Vice) - Christopher Blackstone, a 25-year-old Colorado man was jailed Thursday after he stomped his girlfriends puppy to death because she wouldn't answer his phone calls.

According to police, Blackstone and his girlfriend were arguing when she left the their apartment to get a break from the yelling.

The victim, 25-year-old Talitha Peterson-Hooks, ignored Blackstone's repeated phone calls until she finally received a disturbing text message that stated "If you would have answered your phone, your dog would still be alive."

Peterson-Hooks called police at about 4 a.m. Christmas Eve after returning home to find her puppy stomped to death and then wrapped inside a white trash bag.

Investigators say the puppy, estimated to be 3 to 5 months old, was killed after Blackstone repeatedly stomped it's head and then slammed it against something hard.

When police took him into custody, he reportedly tried to kick his way out of the patrol car.

Additional investigation showed Peterson-Hooks had filed for a restraining order back in May alleging that Blackstone had beat her. The couple reportedly resumed their relationship two weeks later. Two counts of misdemeanor domestic violence filed against Blackstone at the time were also dropped.

Blackstone was booked into jail on charges of felony cruelty to animals and criminal mischief (for causing over $1,000 damage to the patrol car).


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Jennifer Riegler Burned The Retinas Of Every Customer In The Store


Hebron, Maryland (The Weekly Vice) - Jennifer Riegler, a 22-year-old Maryland woman was jailed last Saturday after she allegedly stripped naked inside a convenience store and then began sexually harassing other customers.

According to the Wicomico County Sheriff's Office, Riegler was inside the Royal Farms convenience store in Hebron when she stripped naked before acting in a sexually aggressive towards other customers.

She then reportedly laid naked on the floor while continuing to make comments to customers of a sexual nature. Customers later helped her get dressed while police were dispatched to the scene.

Officers arrived to find Riegler eating a piece of fruit she had not purchased. When they attempted to place her under arrest, she reportedly kicked one officer in the groin and another officer in the hand.

Riegler was booked into jail on charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace, theft, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property and six accounts of second-degree assault. Her bond was set at $25,000.


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December 28, 2010

Aaron Zenke - Jailed After Theatening To Hunt 13-Year-Old Girl Down If She Didn’t Send Him Nude Photos


Thiensville, Wisconsin (The Weekly Vice) - Aaron Zenke, an 18-year-old Wisconsin man was jailed after he allegedly demanded that a 13-year-old girl send him nude photos, or he would "come find her."

According to police, an investigation was launched after a 13-year-old girl told detectives that she was chatting with Zenke on a social networking site called iMesh when he ordered her to send him nude photographs of herself - and if she didn't, he would "come find her."

She reportedly sent him a picture of herself in her underwear, and another picture of herself with no top.

Investigators say Zenke convinced about five teenage girls to send him nude or partially nude pictures of themselves before his arrest.

Zenke was booked into jail on 15 felony charges including child enticement, child exploitation and possession of child pornography.


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Anthony Rapoport - Jailed After Beating Aunt To Death With Baseball Bat After Spat Over Doughnuts


Wilmette, Illinois (The Weekly Vice) - Anthony Rapoport, a 24-year-old Illinois man was jailed Friday after he allegedly beat his aunt to death with a baseball bat on Christmas day following a spat over doughnuts.

According to police, officers were originally dispatched to the home of the victim - identified as 49-year-old Nancee Rapoport - after she and Anthony Rapoport got into a quarrel because he had forgotten to buy doughnuts as she requested.

Police took Anthony into custody after discovering that he had a warrant for his arrest.

Investigators say Anthony Rapoport was released on bond, returned home and became engaged in a shouting match with the victim, also identified as his Aunt.

Hershel Rapoport, Anthony's grandfather, told police he came downstairs after hearing the two arguing in the kitchen. that's when he reportedly saw Anthony pick up a baseball bat and strike the victim in the head.

The aunt reportedly fell to the floor, where blood quickly pooled around her.

Police arrived on scene to find blood spatter "all over" and the victim unconscious with severe head trauma. The victim was rushed to an area hospital where she died on Sunday.

Anthony, who fled on foot following the attack, was arrested in the neighborhood a short time later with blood on his clothing. He reportedly told police he attacked his Aunt because he "was tired of being nagged."

Anthony was booked into jail on a charge of murder. Bail has not yet been set in the case.


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Ting Ting Perng - Jailed After Attempting To Set Boyfriend And Christmas Tree On Fire


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South Fort Myers, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Ting Ting Perng, a 36-year-old Florida woman was jailed Monday after she allegedly doused her boyfriend with cough syrup and then tried to set him and the Christmas tree on fire.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to the couple's apartment after an argument between the two turned violent.

Investigators say that during an argument, Perng doused her boyfriend with water and Nyquil before attempting to set the bed on fire.

The boyfriend told deputies Perng then ran downstairs, grabbed a knife and began muttering something about setting the Christmas tree on fire.

After calling 911, the boyfriend tried to exit the home, however when he saw Perng with the knife, he fled back upstairs..

Deputies arrived to find the boyfriend drenched with cough medicine and large scratches across his chest. The bed was reportedly soaked with cough syrup and had several burn marks.

Perng claimed that her boyfriend had choked her, but she reportedly had no marks on her body. Instead, she appeared intoxicated and extremely angry, according to the arrest affidavit.

When asked about the burn marks on the bed, Perng stated that "she did not try to burn the bed. She would rather set him on fire" instead.

Perng was booked into the Lee County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of battery. She was released about 9 hours later.


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Lorain, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Stacy Galvan, a 32-year-old Ohio woman was jailed Christmas eve after police found her and her three underage children drunk - One juvenile was found floundering in his own vomit.

According to Lorain Police, officers were dispatched on a report of intoxicated juveniles out of control.

Police arrived at Galvan's apartment to find her arguing with her 12-year-old twin son and daughter. Galvan was visibly intoxicated with slurred speech and reeking of alcohol.

When investigators attempted to ask her what all the shouting was about, she stated that she could no longer handle the children and that they are the reason she is an alcoholic.

While police were taking her statement, officers heard a voice crying from a bedroom inside the apartment. When officers entered the bedroom, they found Galvan's 13-year-old son laying in a puddle of vomit - drifting in and out of consciousness. He was taken by Lifecare Ambulance to a local hospital.

The twins told police they had only had one drink but stated their mother and older brother had been drinking all night. They were later released into the custody of their grandmother.

Galvan was booked into the Lorain County Jail on three counts of endangering children. After her arrest, she reportedly vomited in the backseat of the police cruiser and then later urinated on herself at the police station.


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December 27, 2010

Asshat Couple Jailed After Yanking Two Teeth Out Of Toddler’s Head While High On Oxycontin

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Hanover, Indiana (The Weekly Vice) - Jessica Carder, 22, and her boyfriend Andrew Richards, 27, were arrested Thursday after Richards allegedly pulled two teeth out of a 2-year-old child's mouth with a pair of pliers while high on Oxycontin.

According to Jefferson County Prosecutors, an investigation into the case was initially launched in mid November after the child's grandfather brought him to King's Daughter's Hospital with two missing teeth, visible gum trauma, swollen lips and blood clots.

Further examination of the child revealed additional bruising to the child's face and thigh.

During a police interview about the child's injuries, the couple reportedly gave inconsistent statements about how the child lost his teeth. Carder reportedly claimed that the toddler used a pair of pliers to pull his own teeth out. A medical examiner later concluded that it would have been impossible for a toddler to muster enough strength and pain tolerance to pull his own teeth out.

Medical examiners later concluded that the bruising on the child's face was likely a result of restraining the child while using pliers to pull his teeth out. Police also came into possession of a Halloween photograph that was also inconsistent with the couple's story of when the child lost his teeth.

During the execution of a search warrant on the couple's trailer home, investigators confiscated one of the child's teeth, which was found with the crown and root intact.

Faced with mounting evidence, Richards reportedly told investigators that the child had been complaining of tooth pain. He then stated that he pulled the child's teeth out because he "was probably on at least six or eight Oxycontin pills that night," according to the arrest report.

Carder claimed she was going to take the child to the dentist, however investigators were unable to find any pending dental appointments with a local dentist.

Richards was booked into the Jefferson County Jail on charges of battery to a child and criminal confinement of a child - both felony offenses.

Carder was booked on a charge of aiding battery to a child that resulted in serious bodily injury and neglect of a dependent - both felony offenses.

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Scott Carlson Tortured The Baby By Fire For Crumpling Wrapping Paper


Roseville, Michigan (The Weekly Vice) - Scott Carlson, a 20-year-old Michigan man was arraigned Monday after burning and bruising his girlfriend's baby because the child ruined a piece of wrapping paper.

According to police, officers were dispatched to a local hospital Christmas night after a 13-month-old baby arrived with multiple burn marks and bruises.

Investigators say Carlson had been watching the child while his girlfriend was at work when he the baby got into a roll of wrapping paper.

Carlson allegedly retaliated by using a lighter to burn the baby's feet. The child had multiple second-degree burns that resembled the pattern of a lighter's spark wheel. The baby was also found to have multiple bruises on it's back, buttocks and head.

Carlson told police he simply "lost his temper a little."

The child's injuries were found by the child's grandparents who took the child to the hospital. The child's mother was described as "devastated and cooperating fully" with law enforcement.

Carlson was booked into jail on two counts of felony child abuse charges. His bond was set at $50,000.


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December 26, 2010

Francheska Terrero Had A Little Too Much Christmas Cheer - Jailed After Attacking Parents With Christmas Tree


West Hartford, Connecticut (The Weekly Vice) - Francheska Terrero, a 19-year-old Connecticut woman was jailed Christmas Eve after she allegedly attacked her parents with a Christmas tree.

According to police, police were dispatched after receiving a report of a domestic altercation in progress.

Police arrived on scene to find Christmas ornaments and decorations strewn across the living room.

Investigators say Terrero was drunk when she got into an argument with her mother and father. She reportedly attacked them with a Christmas tree before throwing the tree at her father.

She then allegedly grabbed the phone her mother was using to call 911 and then threw it at her father as well.

Mom and dad suffered minor injuries in the altercation.

Terrero was booked into jail on two counts of assault, disorderly conduct, interfering with a 911 call and criminal mischief. Her bond was set at $5,000.


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Kayla Frisby Fails At Gift Giving - Jailed After Stealing Game Console, Giving It To Friend As Christmas Gift

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McConnellsburg, PA (The Weekly Vice) - Kayla Caroline Frisby, a 22-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed Christmas Eve after she allegedly stole a Wii game system before giving it to a friend as a Christmas gift

According to police, Frisby broke into a Black Run Road residence around 1 a.m. Christmas eve and then stole a new-in-the-box Wii game system and a set of car keys.

She then reportedly took a vehicle from the residence and then drove to a friend's house. She then presented the Wii to her friend as a Christmas gift.

Frisby was booked into jail on charges of burglary, criminal trespass, theft by unlawful taking and unauthorized use of an automobile. Her bail was set at $10,000.


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Dominic Chagolla Won’t Be Living With Mommy Any Longer - Charged With Stabbing Mother Repeatedly In Both Eyes


Glendale, Arizona (The Weekly Vice) - Dominic Chagolla, a 32-year-old Arizona man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly stabbed his mother repeatedly in the face, including both eyes.

According to Glendale Police, 50-year-old Maria Chagolla was found dead in the back of her own vehicle, after she went missing 5 days prior.

Investigators say the woman was found covered with a blanket, with multiple stab wounds to the face, including stab wounds in both eyes.

A silver colored knife that was found underneath Maria's body reportedly matched a set of knives that were found in the home Dominic shares with his mother.

Police say family members reported Maria missing after she left to drop off her son and never returned. Family members told investigators that Dominic seemed evasive about his mother's whereabouts when he arrived home about an hour later.

When police questioned Chagolla about where he had been, he bragged that he was jogging and could run a mile in five minutes. He also stated that he does not work because his mother "gets him whatever he needs, according to the arrest affidavit."

Two tile workers working in the area where Maria's body was found told investigators they had seen a suspicious man fitting Chagnolla's description walking by with a gym bag. The same man was seen by the workers without the gym bag just minutes later. Police later found the missing gym bag in a neighbor's trash - filled with bloody clothing.

Chagolla was booked into the Maricopa County Jail on a charge of first-degree murder. After the judge set his bond at $1 million dollars, Chagnolla argued that the bond was unreasonably high stating "I still have a daughter and family members that I love very much."


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December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas From The Weekly Vice


(The Weekly Vice) - The Weekly Vice will be taking a break over the next couple of days so that our families can celebrate Christmas. The Crazy Parade will return on Monday with a bounty of renewed insanity.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank you all for making The Weekly Vice the unique and wonderful community it is. I've visited thousands of blogs and websites over the years and can truly say there are very few websites out there that are lucky enough to have the intelligent and witty commentary our readers bring to The Weekly Vice each day. Thank You!

I'd also like to give a Christmas-time hat tip to the men and women of our armed services who serve and protect our country each day. We won't forget the sacrifices made by you and your families.

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NORAD Tracks Santa is an awesome tool that allows your children to follow Santa's progress as he travels the globe delivering presents.

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Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas! See you soon =)


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Delynn Woodside - Middle School Teacher - Has 13-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Possessing Permanent Magic Marker


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Oklahoma City, OK (The Weekly Vice) - An unnamed 13-year-old student at Roosevelt Middle School in Oklahoma City was arrested Friday after a teacher caught him with a black magic marker and subsequently signed a citation to have him arrested.

According to Oklahoma City Police, middle school teacher Delynn Woodside, 50, contacted police after discovering the child coloring on a piece of paper with a black permanent marker. The marker had reportedly bled through the paper to the desk below.

Woodside reported the child after the student attempted to hide the marker after she had asked for it.

Investigators say Woodside signed a citation against the boy using an obscure city ordinance that was enacted to curb graffiti. The ordinance makes it illegal to possess spray paint or permanent marker on private property without the owner's permission.

Upon completion of the citation, the youth was arrested and transported to the Community Intervention Center - a juvenile holding facility. The marker was booked into the facility's property room.

Woodside's Facebook page, which has now been removed, listed Sharpie Markers as one of her "likes and interests."


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December 22, 2010

Kyllie Smith - Jailed After Assaulting Wife With Christmas Tree


Nashville, Indiana (The Weekly Vice) - Kyllie R. Smith, a 40-year-old Nashville man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly assaulted his wife with a Christmas tree.

According to police, Smith's children called police to report that their father had picked up a Christmas tree and swung it at his mother, hitting her in the head. He then threw the tree, hitting her on her back.

Investigators say Smith's wife was taken to Bloomington Hospital for evaluation. Her condition has not been reported.

Smith was booked into jail and charged with domestic battery in the presence of a child under 16, a Class D felony.


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Dee “Cody” Replogle Bragged Himself To Jail



Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) - Dee Albert "Cody" Replogle, a 30-year-old Oklahoma City man was jailed Monday after he allegedly recorded himself speeding in a Corvette and posted it on YouTube.

Imagine his surprise when cops showed up to take him to jail.

According to the Oklahoma Highway Patrol , detectives were emailed a video that showed a man driving a super-charged 1999 Chevy Corvette accelerating at over 190 mph on I-235 and the Kilpatrick Turnpike.

The video, which has now been pulled from YouTube, was posted by someone using the YouTube handle “cody111280”

Investigators were able to track Replogle down, presumably through the vehicle's license plate. He allegedly admitted to owning the vehicle in the video and stated that he posted it on YouTube.

Replogle was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and charged with two counts of reckless driving. He was released after posting bail.


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Robert Eisele - Jailed After Smearing Deer Blood On Vehicle To Cover Up Fatal Hit And Run Accident


Bridgeton, New Jersey (The Weekly Vice) - Robert Eisele, a 42-year-old Millville man was jailed after he fled from the scene of a fatal accident, then smeared deer blood on his vehicle in an attempt to hide evidence.

According to police, Eisele fatally struck 36-year-old Edward M. Morrison of Commercial Township on December 15th before fleeing the scene.

It is believed that the victim had been lying injured on the side of the road for approximately 30 minutes before he was found and then taken to South Jersey Healthcare Regional Medical Center - where he died of his injuries.

Investigators say an anonymous tipster contacted authorities after noticing the damage on Eisele's car. Detectives arrested Eisele a day after the accident, then impounded his car for evidence. That's when they discovered Eisele had smeared deer blood on the vehicle in an alleged attempt to cover up the accident.

Eisele was booked into jail and charged with leaving the scene of an accident after causing the death of another person, a second-degree crime. He was also charged with obstruction of justice and tapering with evidence. He is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

Officers say Eisele has had two previous DWI tickets from 1995, but there was no evidence that he was under the influence of alcohol in this incident.


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Mary Evano - Jailed After Eating Glass For Years To Defraud Insurance Companies Out Of Thousands


Boston Massachusetts (The Weekly Vice) - Mary Evano, a 49-year-old Massachusetts woman was sentenced Tuesday to four years in jail after she and her husband ate shards of glass in a plot to defraud insurance companies out of more than $200,000.

According to Federal prosecutors, Evano and her husband defrauded insurance companies out of more than $200,000 between 1997 and 2005, after they claimed to have been injured by restaurants, hotels and grocery stores that served them food with glass particles.

Investigators say Evano and her husband deliberately ingested food they had sprinkled with shards of glass in order to file medical claims. In other instances the couple just claimed to have found glass in the food they had purchased.

The alleged scam reportedly included establishments located in Massachusetts, Maryland, Virginia and Washington D.C..

Evano was sentenced to four years in jail and was ordered to pay $340,000 in restitution. Evano's husband, Ronald, 52, was convicted on similar charges and sentenced to five years in prison.

The couple also incurred more than $100,000 in medical bills that remain unpaid.


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Demetrius Lawson To Deputy: “I have Some Green In My Nuts”


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Manatee County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Demetrius Lawson, a 34-year-old Florida man was jailed Sunday after admitting to deputies that he had "some green in his nuts."

According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, a deputy had pulled Lawson over for failing to wear a seat, when Lawson stated "Man, I'm going to jail."

Investigators say a check of Lawson's record indicated that his license had been suspended and that he had been declared a "Habitual Violator" under Florida law.

When the deputy asked if Lawson had anything illegal on him, Lawson reportedly stated that he did not. When the deputy reminded him that he would be searched at the jail and could face a charge of introducing contraband into a correction facility, Lawson changed his story.

Lawson reportedly told the deputy "I have some green in my nuts."

Lawson was booked into the Manatee County Jail on charges of possessing cannabis, driving while suspended, tampering with evidence and violating probation - stemming from a cocaine possession charge. Bail was set at $3,120.


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Dulce Nava-Cardenas - Jailed After Father Walks In To Find 16-Year-Old Son With Naked Prostitute


Edinburg, Texas (The Weekly Vice) - Dulce Nava Cardenas, a 35-year-old alleged prostitute was jailed Friday after a father walked in to find her naked with his son, about to perform a sex act.

According to Edinburg Police, officers were called by a father who reported that an act of prostitution was in progress.

Police arrived to learn the father had walked in on his 16-year-old son who was in bed with Dulce Liliana Nava-Cardenas. Cardenas was allegedly naked and about to perform a sex act.

Investigators say the teen admitted to paying Nava-Cardenas $150 in exchange for sex. The teen also stated that he was allowed to touch Nava-Cardena's breasts.

Nava-Cardenas was booked into the Hidalgo County jail on charges of Indecency with a child and prostitution. Her bond was set at $1,500.


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December 21, 2010

Raymond Hartley Couldn’t Man Up For Drug Screen - Uses Fake Penis To Avoid Small Penis Jokes


Easton, Pennsylvania (The Weekly Vice) - Raymond C. Hartley Jr., a 28-year-old Effort man was jailed after he allegedly used a "Whizzinator" to attempt to pass a drug test, claiming that he didn't want to be made fun of for his "small penis."

According to police, Hartley used a "Whizzinator" device while submitting to court ordered random drug test for his probation. A Whizzinator device stores a clean urine sample with heat packs which is then delivered through a fake penis.

Investigators say Hartley claimed that his urine was clean at the time of the test, but previous comments by probation staff about his below-average penis size prompted him to use the Whizzinator. He never informed authorities of the previous incidents.

Hartley stated that he served six years in the Army before a birth defect not mentioned when he joined caused him to be discharged. He claimed that he underwent open-heart surgery and became addicted to pain pills as a result. He blamed his addiction for his previous burglary convictions.

Hartley was booked into jail and sentenced to one to two years in state prison for violating probation. He was also ordered to pay a fine and court costs for using the Whizzinator.


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Michael Bass - Booked Into Jail On Burglary Charges While Sporting Elmo T-Shirt


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Edwardsville, Illinois (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Bass, the 24-year-old Brighton man photographed in the groovy Elmo t-shirt above, was jailed after he and two Alton men, Dray Perkinson, 23, and Paul A. Lott, 22, were suspected of burglarizing several residences in the area.

According to the Madison County Sheriff's Department, Perkinson and Lott were charged with residential burglary after entering a home in Bethalto with the intent to commit a theft. Their arrests led to the arrest of Bass, also accused of committing several home burglaries in the area.

Investigators say detectives recovered approximately $100,000 in stolen property from the men, including jewelry, power tools, firearms, musical instruments and a flat-screen television. The items were likely stolen from northwestern Madison County and southern Jersey County during November and December 2010. Authorities are still attempting to identify the owners of some of the stolen property.

Bass and Lott were booked into the Madison County Jail and charged with theft. Bail for Lott was set at $15,000. Bass's bail was set at $25,000. Luckily for Bass, he had to change out of the shirt before entering the jail's general population.

Perkinson was also charged with theft, but has not been apprehended and is wanted by police. His bail was set at $150,000.

Anyone with information on Perkinson's whereabouts, or who the owners of the stolen items are, to call the Madison County Sheriff's Department at (618) 692-4433 or the Investigative Division at (618) 693-0871.

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Santa Wanted After Robbing Bar At Rhode Island Yacht Club


East Providence, Rhode Island (The Weekly Vice) - An unidentified man dressed in a Santa Claus outfit remains at large after robbing a local Yacht Club with a shotgun Sunday night.

According to Police, a bartender at the East Providence Yacht Club was preparing the bar for the evening's business Sunday when a heavy-set man entered with a shotgun while wearing a Santa hat, a Santa coat, a white beard and jeans.

The bartender scrambled to safety through an entrance into an adjoining business.

When police arrived, the bar's cash register had been plundered with an undetermined amount of cash missing. Police are continuing to investigate.


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December 20, 2010

Michael Polley Doesn’t Need A Hula Hoop For Christmas - Jailed After Greeting Cops With Pants Down


Mesa, AZ (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Polley, a 55-year-old Arizona man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly flashed a woman and her two children before greeting police officers with his pants around his ankles.

According to Mesa Police, officers were dispatched after a woman reported that she and her two children (ages 8 and 10) saw a man pull down his jeans to his ankles and then wiggle his hips around while wearing no underwear.

"He was standing there with his pants down," stated the victim. "The man turned around and shook his thing at me and then walked upstairs."

When police arrived on scene, they knocked on Polley's door to see if he fit the description given to them by the woman.

Investigators say Polley answered the door with his pants still down around his ankles. As Polley exited the apartment into the stairwell, he began shouting expletives at the officer. The woman, who was standing nearby, immediately recognized Polley, stating "That's him!"

Polley ran back into his apartment and attempted to resist arrest, however he was eventually shackled and frog marched to a waiting patrol car.

Polley was booked into the Maricopa County Jail on charges of indecent exposure and resisting arrest.


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The Weekly Vice



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