December 14, 2010

Louis Lorensen “Ain’t No Punk”...... But He Is An Asshat

Louis Lorensen Jail Booking Report

Riviera Beach, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Louis Lorensen, a 58-year-old Florida man was jailed Sunday after he allegedly stole meat from grocery store, fled in a motorized shopping cart and ran over a 4-year-old boy while making his getaway.

According to Riviera Beach Police, managers at a Winn-Dixie grocery store were alerted when Lorensen grabbed several packages of meat and then attempted to flee in a motorized shopping cart.

When the store manager and a store security officer went after Lorensen, they encountered a woman who stated her son had just been run over by a man in a motorized shopping cart. Lorensen reportedly ran over the child's foot and leg while traveling through the store's entryway.

The store security officer managed to catch Lorensen and then detain him until police arrived. 11 packages of steaks were recovered from the grocery cart.

When officers told Lorensen he was arrested, he reportedly responded by saying "I ain't no punk and I ain't going down without a fight." Lorensen took a swing at the officer but was eventually placed in handcuffs.

At the police station Lorensen told the officer "when you take these cuffs off, I'm going to punch you in the face, say investigators.

Lorensen was booked into the Palm Bay County Jail on charges of of larceny theft, third offense larceny theft, cruelty to a child, resisting an officer and felony retail theft. Bond has been set at $55,000.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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