Richard Garcia Jail Booking Report
Dade City, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Richard Garcia, a 48-year-old Florida man was jailed Thursday after he allegedly picked the worst spot on the planet to execute a little self love.
According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, Garcia parked his car in the front row of a parking lot that faced the County Courthouse. He then pulled down his shorts and began masturbating in front of a Sheriff's Office detective.
When the detective placed Garcia under arrest, Garcia protested, insisting that he was merely applying hemorrhoid cream to himself.
The detective checked out the tube of cream Garcia was holding and determined that it was not hemorrhoid cream, but KY Warming Jelly instead, according to the arrest report.
Garcia was booked into the Pasco County Jail on a charge of indecent exposure in public. He was released after posting a $150 bond.
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November 07, 2010
Posted by Danny Vice at 10:30:00 PM
Richard Garcia Must Have Been Smokin’ Before He Took To Strokin’