November 30, 2010

Alexander Ofner Turned Harry Potter Movie Into Dirty Harry

Bluffton, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Alexander Ofner, a 39-year-old Bluffton man was jailed Monday after police caught him masturbating during the newly released Harry Potter movie.

According to the Bluffton Police Department, officers were called to the Sea Turtle Cinema on a report that a man was masturbating inside the theater while watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Investigators say detectives sat in the projection booth and witnessed Ofner sitting in the back row, touching his exposed genitals while watching the movie.

Ofner was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center and charged with indecent exposure. He is awaiting a bond hearing.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

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