October 19, 2010

Two Arrested Men Thank Officer For Finding Long Lost Bong

Matthew Hawley Jail Booking Report
Matthew Hawley MySpace
Mark Fiasco Jail Booking Report
Mark Fiasco MySpace

Manatee, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Matthew Hawley, 23, and Mark Fiasco, 23, were arrested and charged with felony drug possession Friday, and both men couldn't be happier.

Couldn't be happier? Say What?

According to Bradenton Police, the two men were stopped for a burned out license plate light when an officer conducted a search and found 30 grams of marijuana.

Intense sadness gave way to immediate joy however when the officer found a prized marijuana bong that reportedly went missing 7 years ago when the men were just entering high school.

Fiasco admitted to knowing about the marijuana, telling officers that he planned to "smoke the shit out of" the pot before it was discovered by police. He went on to thank the officer, stating that he was "pleased" the bong had been found.

Hawley explained that the bong had been purchased for $150 about 7 years ago. When the bong turned up missing, both men just assumed it had likely been stolen by a room mate.

Hawley was booked into the Manatee County Jail on charges of felony drug possession and possession with intent to use.

The bong was tested for marijuana residue, however the test was inconclusive.

Fiasco was booked into jail on charges of drug possession, possession with intent to use and failing to report a change of address.

Let the reunion begin.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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