September 10, 2010

Todd Crenshaw Let The Neighborhood Know An Assclown Was In Town

Chambersburg, Pa. (The Weekly Vice) - Todd Crenshaw, a 27-year-old West Virginia man who was visiting Chambersburg was jailed Saturday after he allegedly mooned passing motorists before leading police on a white-hiney chase through several resident's yards.

According to Pennsylvania State Troopers, officers were alerted when a naked Crenshaw posed roadside, mooning motorists by bending over a mailbox to show his buttocks.

When a State Trooper arrived and activated his lights, Crenshaw allegedly fled, running through several resident's yards as the Trooper followed in his patrol car with lights and sirens activated.

When Crenshaw crossed Warm Springs Road, a passing motorist was forced to break aggressively in order to avoid striking the bare-arsed Crenshaw.

The officer exited his patrol cruiser and pursued Crenshaw on foot for about 100 yards before Crenshaw met an untimely wipe-out on a patch of wet grass.

When investigators asked Crenshaw why he was acting a fool with no clothes on, he reportedly explained that he was upset because he and his girlfriend had been having problems and that she cheated on him. He went on to state that he didn't know why he was naked.

Crenshaw was booked into jail on charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and public drunkenness.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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