September 02, 2010

Charles Cook Needs A New Book Of Pick Up Lines

Platte City, Missouri (The Weekly Vice) - Charles Cook, a 58-year-old Platte City Alderman, was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly exposed his penis to a woman and asked "do you think this would satisfy you?

According to Platte City police, Cook was giving the woman a ride home from from her work when he reportedly asked if she was sexually satisfied "at home."

"They had been friends before, but there's no indication there was a romantic relationship at all," said Platte County Prosecutor Eric Zahnd. "This woman merely asked Mr. Cook to give her a ride home and the conversation turned somewhat sexual in nature."

During the ride home, the woman reportedly asked if Cook could stop by a friend's home. But when she returned to Cook's car, things took a decidedly awkward turn.

With pants down, penis in hand, Cook allegedly asked the woman "Would this satisfy you?"

He then allegedly asked if the woman wanted him to touch her vagina.

After turning down Cook's advance, the woman requested that he pull up his pants and take her home. Cook reportedly complied with the woman's request.

Cook was booked into the Platte County Jail on a charge of second-degree sexual misconduct. He now faces a fine of up to $500 and/or up to six months in jail.

Amanda Milenko
The Weekly Vice


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