August 31, 2010

Junaita Byars Brought New Meaning To The Phrase “Mean Old Bitty”

Salisbury, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Juanita Byars, a 72-year-old Salisbury woman, was arrested again last week after she allegedly threatened and assaulted a 7-year-old boy she allegedly molested just weeks ago.

According to Rowan County police, Byars was arrested in August after she allegedly forced a 7-year-old boy to smoke, drink beer, and perform two sex acts on her while he was in her care.

The victim alerted family members to the abuse and Byars was arrested and charged with two counts of sex offense in a parental role, two counts of indecent liberties with a child, and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to court records. Byars was released after posting all or 10% of her $80,000 bond.

But instead of tending to her garden or finding a nice cross word puzzle to work, detectives say Byars got meaner than a pit bull with it's tail on fire. She allegedly contacted the boy, threatening to kill him and his mother, police say.

Investigators say Byars also reportedly threw a brick at the boy and his mother.

Byars was promptly arrested and returned to the Rowan County Jail on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and intimidating a witness. Bond for the assault charge has been set at $20,000.

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Louis Dotti - Jailed After Assaulting ATM Machine Over Lost Debit Card

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Zephyrhills, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Louis Dotti, a 43-year-old Florida man, was arrested Wednesday after he allegedly attacked an ATM machine after it at his debit card.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, Dotti grew increasingly frustrated with an ATM machine that ate his debit card before finally assaulting it with a pair of scissors and his fists.

Investigators say after Dotti's card became stuck in the machine, he went to his truck and retrieved a pair of scissors and used them on the machine.

When that didn't work, Dotti allegedly began pounding on the machine with his fist, causing almost $2,200 in damage.

Dotti was arrested and booked in the Paco County Jail on a charge of criminal mischief. Bond has been set at $2,000.

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Matthew Findley Is A Slow Learner - Charged With Stealing Taxi Just Five Hours After Release From Jail

Southington, Connecticut (The Weekly Vice) - Matthew Findley, a 25-year-old recently released inmate was back in jail Saturday night after he allegedly stole a cab that was hailed to drive him home from jail.

According to Southington Police, Findley was released from Hartford Correctional Facility at around 4:30 p.m. Saturday.

Investigators say Findley received a cab ride home, however when the cab stopped at a gas station to fill up, Findley apparently decided a taxi would be a nice low profile, hard to spot vehicle to steal. He reportedly made off with the taxi just five hours after his release from prison.

He was promplty returned to jail on charges of using a motor vehicle without permission, larceny and second-degree criminal trover. His bail was set at $10,000.

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Alison Scurry Raised Her Kids In A Landfill - Jailed After Children Found Living In Garbage Piled Up To A Foot High

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Sumter, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Alison Alsbrooks Scurry, a 31-year-old Sumter County woman was jailed after she was allegedly found to be raising her three kids in a home filled with almost a foot of garbage.

According to the Sumter County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to Scurry's home after they received an anonymous tip that her children, ages eight, nine, and ten, were reportedly being neglected and were living in filth.

Investigators say when police entered the home, they found a pile of debris approximately 10-12 inches high, including rotting food, clothes, toys, and other household items.

When asked why her house was so dirty, Scurry basically stated that she was overwhelmed as a single parent and was trying to work and keep her home life under control.

The children were reportedly found in good health. The oldest child is living with a relative and the younger two are in foster care.

Scurry was booked into jail and charged with unlawful conduct towards a child. Her next court appearance is scheduled for November 1st.

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Mark Belkola - Jailed After Attempting To Flee Grocery Store With Six Packs Of Steaks Stuffed Down HIs Shorts

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Spring Hill, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Mark Belkola, a 51-year-old Spring Hill man, was arrested last Saturday after he allegedly tried to steal 6 packages of steaks, Vaseline, and a bottle of pomegranate juice by shoving them down his shorts.

According Hernando County Sheriff's, deputies were called after Publix store employees watched Belkola use his shorts as a shopping cart.

A store employee reportedly confronted Belkola after he left the store, but he attempted to run to his car and flee the scene. A customer helped the employee hold Belkola until deputies arrived.

Investigators say Belkola was found to have 6 individually packaged steaks, Vaseline, and a bottle of juice hidden in his shorts.

"I'm starving. I'm starving. That is why I took the steaks," stated Belkola, according to the arrest report.

Belkola was booked in the Hernando County Jail and charged with retail theft.

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August 30, 2010

Tammy Spencer Was Planning A Home Appliance Sized Beat Down

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Seminole, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Tammy Spencer, a 41-year-old Seminole woman, was arrested Sunday after she allegedly attempted to clobber her sleeping boyfriend with a vacuum and a table lamp.

According to Pinellas County Police, Spencer attacked her sleeping boyfriend with a vacuum and a lamp after the couple became engaged in an argument..

Authorities say police were called after Spencer attempted to bind Wrazen's hands with duct tape after he had fallen asleep following their argument.

She then allegedly threw a vacuum cleaner and table lamp at the victim; which he was able to dodge, police say.

Spencer was also allegedly found to be in possession of a small amount of marijuana.

Spencer was taken to the Pinellas County Jail and charged with domestic battery and possession of marijuana. She has since been released after posting a $150 bail.

Spencer was arrested back in June of this year on a prior incidence of domestic aggravated assault.

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Chance And Leann Kracke Jailed After Baby Was Locked Inside Freezer While Parents Were High On Meth

Chandler, Arizona (The Weekly Vice) - Chance and Leann Kracke, two self proclaimed meth addicts, were arrested Thursday after Chance placed his 7-month-old baby in the freezer and then shut the door and the couple's 19-month-old daughter was found with multiple burns and bruises.

According to Chandler Police, officers were notified by the children's grandmother when the Krackes dropped their children off at her home with bumps, bruises and lacerations. When detectives looked into the case, they discovered a bizarre incident that reportedly occurred while the couple was high on meth.

Investigators say Chance Kracke explained that he was holding his 7-month-old son while making something to eat because the floor was dirty with cockroaches and feces. High on meth, he then allegedly placed the baby in the freezer and then closed the door. The child was removed from the freezer about two minutes later after Chance heard the child scream. The child reportedly sustained cuts to his forehead while struggling in the cold.

The couple's toddler daughter was also found with injuries which included multiple bruises and burns to her legs. Chance Kracke reportedly told detectives that he believed the burns were a result of a lighter that had leaked butane onto her leg.

The couple reportedly decided to drop the children off at their grandmother's home after Arizona CPS ordered them to submit to a drug test they were sure they would fail.

When paramedics examined the children, the little girl was found to have ingested a screw recently. Investigators examined the couple's home, which reeked of urine and feces. Hundreds of cockroaches were also found crawling on the home's floor.

Police say they found a rusty razor, chewing tobacco spit containers and broken glass - all within easy reach of the children. Chance Kracke told investigators that the broken glass was due to an incident in which he kicked the family's dog into a glass cabinet door.

Multiple glass pipes were found inside the home which later tested positive for meth.

Chance Kracke was booked into jail on three counts of child abuse, two counts of possessing drug paraphernalia, intentional child abuse and animal cruelty.

Leann Kracke was charged with two counts of child abuse and two counts of possessing drug paraphernalia.

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Kelly Mowery Got The Last Straw - Jailed After Deputies Discover Oxycontin Straws Hidden Inside Her Vagina

Port Charlotte, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Kelly Mowery, a 24-year-old Tennessee woman was arrested Wednesday in Florida after she allegedly hid two straws that contained drug residue hidden inside her vagina.

According to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, a deputy became suspicious after he noticed five people inside a van with Tennessee tags, waiting outside a pharmacy that hadn't yet opened for business.

Investigators say the deputy noticed Mowery squirming in her seat while questioning the group about their presence in front a business that wasn't open.

The group told the deputy that they had traveled from Tennessee to Florida, where they received prescriptions for oxycodone and other pain medications. They went on to explain they were planning to have the prescriptions filled just as soon as the pharmacy opened.

After asking Mowery to sit still, the deputy searched her purse - finding two five-inch long straws that contained a white powdery residue. A field test revealed the substance inside the straws was an opiate. She was taken into custody and transported to jail.

When corrections officers asked if Mowery had anything else on her, Mowery reportedly stated that she had two more straws hidden in her vagina.

She was booked into the Charlotte County Jail on charges of possessing drug paraphernalia. She was released after posting a $1,000 bond.

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Mary Eldridge Got Her Honky Tonk On - Jailed After Throwing Beer At Bartender, Resisting Arrest

Rochester, New Hampshire (The Weekly Vice) - Mary Jean Eldridge, a 48-year-old Farmington woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly went berserk inside a bar when the bartender refused to continue serving her. When that didn't get her anywhere, she reportedly called 911, stating that the bartender assaulted her.

According to the Rochester Police Department, Eldridge was drinking at Slim’s Tex Mex Saloon when the bartender decided to quit serving her alcohol.

Eldridge reportedly retaliated by throwing a beer at the bartender. After bar staff frog-marched her to the door, she allegedly decided to call 911 and claim she had been assaulted.

Investigators say Eldridge told 911 dispatchers that she needed police assistance, before abruptly hanging up. She continued to call 911 several times over the course of an hour, giving different locations and clothing descriptions which made it hard for officers to locate her.

When officers finally located Eldridge and determined she needed to cool down in jail, she reportedly pulled an officer away from her vehicle and kicked at another officer who was attempting to handcuff her.

Eldridge was booked into jail and charged with providing false information to 911, simple assault, resisting arrest, and a felony fugitive from justice complaint. She was releasedconvert to personal recognizance on the agreement that she have a mental health referral and is monitored by a sobriety-measuring device. She plead not-guilty to those charges during her arraignment hearing on Friday. Her next court appearance is scheduled for October 21st at 1:00 p.m.

Eldridge was wanted out of Maine for violating a harassment protective order. She is being held on a $5,000 cash-only bond in lieu of a personal recognizance release if she agrees to mental health monitoring and and a sobriety monitoring device.

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Joshua Porter - Charged With Battering 66-Year-Old Girlfriend, Forcing Her To Kiss Photograph Of Dead Husband

Gainsville, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Joshua Dan Porter, a 24-year-old Gainsville man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly assaulted his 66-year-old girlfriend- even forcing her to kiss a photograph of her dead husband.

According to the Gainsville Police Department, Porter and his girlfriend were arguing early Wednesday morning when she reportedly tried to walk out of the room.

Porter then reportedly slammed the door on the victim's hand, shoved her onto a couch, twisted hear nose, beat her with the couch pillows and then forced her to kiss a photograph of her dead husband.

Investigators say the victim attempted to escape the residence but Porter blocked the door, not allowing her to leave until the fight calmed down hours later.

Porter was booked into jail and charged with false imprisonment and battery on a person over 65. His bond was set at $4,000.

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August 29, 2010

Timothy Rose Turned Out To Be A Serious Thorn - Jailed After Allegedly Decapitating And Dismembering Girlfriend

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St. Augustine, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Timothy Rose, a 51-year-old St. John's County man, was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly decapitated and dismembered his girlfriend, who's body parts were later discovered in Rose' garage and buried in a nearby wooded area.

According to the St. John's County Sheriff's, authorities were notified that 48-year-old elementary school teacher, Jan Dunn Keller, was missing after she didn't show up for work Monday.

Detectives, upon information and belief that Keller's life was in danger, forced their way into Rose' home Tuesday morning.

Once inside, officers reportedly found Rose unconscious on the floor with a pill bottle and a shotgun next to him. He was taken to the hospital.

During a search of the home, officers found body parts wrapped in a tarp in the garage and more body parts buried in a nearby wooded area, police say.

Although final results of the autopsy have been delayed due to body decomposition, prosecutors went forward with murder charges on Wednesday. A guest book page for Jan Keller has also been set up for family and friends to share their remembrances by the St. Augustine Record.

Rose has been arrested twice for domestic violence and once for battery, according to court records.

He was booked into the St. John's County Jail on a felony charge of willful homicide and has been ordered held with out bail.

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Julious Threatts Had A PeeWee Sized Imagnation - Charged With Pretending To Be A 14-Year-Old To Play PeeWee League Football

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Tampa, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Julious Threatts, a 21-year-old Florida man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly pretended to be a 14-year-old boy in order to play peewee league football and enroll into a Hillsborough County middle school.

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, Threatts used the alias Chad Jordan, forged a birth certificate and cooked up an elaborate story in an effort to play youth league football.

His scheme was uncovered Tuesday when he tried to enroll in a local middle school that wasn't quite convinced the nearly 6-foot tall Threatts was actually the 14-year-old student he claimed to be.

Investigators say Threats entered Webb Middle School, using the same Chad Jordan alias that he used with the Tampa Bay Youth Football League. When administrators told him he didn't have the proper paperwork to enroll as a student, he claimed that he was homeless.

School administrators gave threats a snack and asked him to wait in the cafeteria while waiting for Department of Child and Family social workers to arrive. When Threatts' cell phone rang, a school administrator answered. The voice on the other end, reportedly Threatts' mother, revealed his true identity.

Tampa Bay Youth Football League coaches also received an email from a purported scout, that stated "Chad Jordan" was a "very special prospect" who "hasn't signed" but has offers "from USC, Texas and Florida" colleges. That email is now believed to have been written by Threats.

Threatts was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail on charges of trespassing school grounds, obstruction by disguised person and four counts of burglary of an unoccupied structure. Bond was set at $750.

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August 27, 2010

Janusz Owca Is A Special Kind Of Stoopid That Even A Thump On The Melon Didn’t Fix

Maine Township, Illinois (The Weekly Vice) - Janusz Owca, a 32-year-old Maine Township man, had an additional charge added to the list when he allegedly used his one-phone-call from jail to threaten the woman he was arrested for beating.

According to Cook County deputies, the victim called police after Owca allegedly came home drunk at 5pm on a Sunday, entered into a verbal argument with the victim and then violently attacked her.

After Owca reportedly choked her and pulled her by the hair, the woman fled the apartment with her children and notified authorities.

Investigators say Owca was at home when officers arrived on the scene and that Owca took "a fighting stance" telling the officer "I’m going to [expletive] you up."

After a convincing thump upside the melon, Owca was placed against the wall, cuffed, and taken to jail. Owca reportedly told the officer that he knew people in jail and could have the victim killed for $100.

Owca was booked into the Cook County Sheriff's Police Maywood lockup and charged with aggravated domestic battery. After processing, Owca allegedly wrote down a false number on the log and called the victim to tell her he was going to kill her.

The victim then contacted police again to inform them of the threats and the phone call.

Owca was already on 18 months probation for a domestic battery charge from June of this year.

A charge of felony intimidation has been added and Owca's bond is set at $350,000.

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Kimberley Senette Had Her Pants On The Ground, And The Judge’s Smile Turned Upside Down

New Orleans, Louisiana (The Weekly Vice) - Kimberly Senette, a 23-year-old New Orleans woman was jailed after she allegedly wore low-riding shorts in a court room, showing off her underwear and part of her buttocks.

According to New Orleans Police, Senette was at Jefferson Parish court attempting to persuade her younger brother, who was facing charges of armed robbery and battery on a correctional officer, to accept a plea deal.

Investigators say Senette entered the court room wearing low-riding knee-length plaid shorts and a t-shirt. When Judge Steve Windhorst asked her why her pants were hanging so low, she stated that she had been forced to remove her belt while going through security.

There was no explanation as to why she wouldn't have put her belt back on. Either way, the judge did not find her excuse acceptable.

was put in handcuffs and held in the jury box on a contempt of court charge as she watched her brother accept a 12-year sentence as part of the plea agreement.

Although she originally received a 10-day sentence, she was reportedly released from jail Saturday after serving just two days.

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Cortez Moorman - Caught Masturbating In Police Interrogation Room After Attempting To Rape Woman

Kansas City, Missouri (The Weekly Vice) - Cortez Moorman, a 25-year-old Missouri man was jailed after he was allegedly caught masturbating in a police interrogation room after he allegedly tried to rape a woman.

According to Kansas City Police, a woman was walking home when Moorman coaxed her into his car, claiming that he was her nephew's friend.

Instead of driving her home as promised, he reportedly pulled into a nearby parking lot threatening to kill her if she refused to perform oral sex on him.

When the woman stated "You'll just have to kill me," Moorman reportedly responded by repeatedly punching the woman in the face, injuring her nose, mouth and eye. The woman eventually fought back and escaped the vehicle.

Moorman allegedly caught the woman three times, attempting to sodomize and rape her, until she was finally able to flee the area and contact police.

After his arrest, investigators say Moorman blocked the door of the police interrogation room with a chair, pulled out his penis and began masturbating. When police ordered him to stop, he reportedly continued massaging himself through his pants.

Police say he continued fondling himself throughout the course of the interview.

Moorman was booked into jail on charges of forcible rape, attempted forcible sodomy, felonious restraint and two counts of third-degree assault.

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Phillip Hicks - Jailed After Offering Woman $500 To Hide Crack-Cocaine In Her Panties

Davenport, Iowa (The Weekly Vice) - Phillip Hicks, a 27-year-old Iowa man was jailed Monday after he allegedly paid a woman to hide his drugs in her panties.

According to Davenport Police, officers pulled over a woman's vehicle Monday night after she ran a stop sign. While the vehicle was pulling over, Hicks reportedly threw a clear baggie containing crack-cocaine into the woman's lap and told her to hid it.

He reportedly told the woman he had a warrant for his arrest before offering her $500 to hide his rocks. That's when the woman put the baggie of drugs into her underwear.

When the woman was searched, officers recovered 9.7 grams of crack-cocaine. When Hicks was searched, $3,020 in cash was found in his possession.

Hicks was booked into the Scott County Jail on charges of felony drug possession.

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Eddie Anthony Bludgeoned His Girlfriend To Death With An Ice Pick - While Her Children Watched In Horror

Milwaukee, Wisconsin (The Weekly Vice) - Eddie Lee Anthony, a 63-year-old Milwaukee man was jailed Friday after he stabbed his children's mother to death with an ice pick while the children watched from a closet.

According to Milwaukee Police, Anthony was reportedly arguing with his wife, 43-year-old Sabrina R. Junior, when things spiraled way out of control.

Anthony's 11-year-old daughter watched him enter the woman's bedroom wielding a 10-inch ice pick. That's when the children were about to experience a horror that would change their lives forever.

Investigators say the oldest child told police that she hid in the closet with two of her younger sisters and was horrified as she heard her mother scream "No! Stop! Don't!"

Although the the children couldn't see what happened next, they could hear their mother scream as the attack began.

The girl stated that after awhile, the screaming stopped. The child then watched as Anthony left the bedroom, still holding the ice pick. He then reportedly backed a suitcase and fled out a back door.

The eldest child left the bedroom first, and found her mother's body on the bed. Junior's official cause of death was sharp and blunt-force stab wounds.

Anthony was apprehended a few hours later in Bradley, Illinois, about 60 miles south of Chicago. He was booked into the Milwaukee County Jail and charged with first-degree intentional homicide. If convicted, he faces life in prison.

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August 26, 2010

Angela Shoemake Had A Deep, Dark Secret

Caledonia, Mississippi (The Weekly Vice) - Angela Marie Shoemake, a 41-year-old Mississippi woman was jailed last week after she allegedly took pornographic images of her own two sons with plans to send them to a man over the Internet.

According to the Lowndes County Sheriff's Office, Shoemake was arrested after her boyfriend found explicit photographs of her 8 and 6-year-old sons on her computer.

Investigators reportedly examined the computer and discovered she was planning to send the photographs to a man she had met over the Internet.

Detectives are still reportedly trying to determine whether Shoemake successfully sent the photographs to the man or another person. Although detectives have tracked the man to another state, an arrest has yet to be made.

Shoemake was booked into the Lowndes County Adult Detention Center on two counts of child exploitation. Additional charges of distribution of pornography may be pending. Her bail was set at $70,000.

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Denise Williams Will Love You To Death - Jailed After Stabbing Man After He Rebuffed Her Sexual Advances

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St. Petersburg, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Denise Williams, a 50-year-old Florida woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly stabbed a man with a pair of scissors after he turned down sexual advances.

According to St. Petersburg Police, Williams was in the parking lot of a St. Petersburg liquor store around 2 a.m. when she decided to take a stab at flirting with an acquaintance who reportedly frequents the store.

Investigators say Williams made a sexual advance toward the man who apparently wasn't very keen on the idea of nookie with miss cookie. That's when Williams reportedly grabbed a pair of blue-handled scissors and commenced stabbing the man.

The victim reportedly suffered a six inch gash to his left arm.

Williams was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Her bail was set at $10,000.

Williams coincidentally has a rather lengthy arrest record that includes disorderly intoxication, battery, burglary, felony battery, domestic battery, destruction of evidence, trespassing and aggravated battery.

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Veronica Cannon Tied Her Toddler Up Like A Dog, Before Going On Night-Long Romps

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Pflugerville, Texas (The Weekly Vice) - Veronica Cannon, a 40-year-old Pflugerville woman was jailed after she allegedly tied her toddler to a playpen and left her alone in a room reeking of urine and feces.

According to Pflugerville police, officers were called to Cannon's apartment on August 1st for a welfare check when they were reportedly greeted at the door by a 10-year-old boy. The child stated that his mother had been gone all night, leaving himself, his 13-year-old brother, his 4-year-old sister, and his 2-year-old sister at home alone.

When officers entered the residence, they found the little girl alone in a filthy room that smelled of urine and feces. Police stated that she had a pink satin-like rope wrapped around her body and tied to her playpen's frame. The toddler also had scars on her left ankle, indicating that she was bound in a way that cut into her flesh.

Investigators say the older boys told authorities that their mother had instructed them to tie their baby sister down while she went out for the night. Cannon admitted to police that she had been tying her daughter down to "control her" since December 2009. She stated that she did not see any issues with tying her daughter down.

Cannon was booked into jail and charged with endangering a child. She is being held in lieu of $25,000 bail

The children are currently in the custody of Child Protective Services.

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Michael Cline And Jacob Harris Insure There’s No Place To Escape Florida Insanity, Not Even The Hotel Pool

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St. Petersburg, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Michael Cline, 19, and Andrew Harris, 18, were arrested Thursday after they allegedly trespassed onto hotel grounds and defecated in the hotel swimming pool.

According to Pasco County police, officers were called when hotel guards watched the men allegedly make their deposits in the hotel pool.

When officer's arrived, they found Cline and Harris in the hotel's hot tub.

Investigators say Harris admitted that they were not guests of the establishment but said that they did go there frequently to swim. Both Cline and Harris have allegedly denied the allegations of contaminating the pool.

Hotel staff were forced to close down, drain and decontaminate the pool.

Hotel management has said other similar incidents with the pool have occurred recently, forcing the hotel to clean the pool and compensate some guests.

Harris and Cline were arrested and taken to the Pinellas County Jail on charges of felony commercial burglary. Bond has been set at $10,000.

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Dan Duffy Has One Customer Who’s Not Likely Going To “Come Back”

Perry, Iowa (The Weekly Vice) - Dan Duffy, a 47-year-old Perry chiropractor, was charged earlier this month after a patient filed a police report back in January stating that Duffy allegedly ejaculated on her back during a "buttocks" massage.

According to a complaint filed in Dallas County, the victim went to see Duffy for a back injury when he allegedly concluded the treatment by masturbating and then ejaculating onto her back.

Investigators say the female victim was lying on her stomach when Duffy allegedly lifted her shirt and began massaging her lower back and buttocks.

The woman told police Duffy left the exam room for a moment, returned to the left side of the table. That's when she reportedly heard him unzip his pants and begin masturbating.

The victim's mother took her to the police station where, investigators say, she filed a complaint and officer's took a swab of her back.

According to the state's Division of Criminal Investigation lab, the substance found on the victim's back was identified as semen and the DNA reportedly matched Duffy's profile.

Duffy was charged with assault but was not arrested according to Dallas County Jail records. He entered a plea of not guilty and requested a trial by jury.

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August 25, 2010

Colondra Hamilton Took Multi-Tasking To A Whole New Level

Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Colondra Hamilton, a 32-year-old Ohio woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly got busy with a sex toy while attempting to operate a motor vehicle.

According to Cincinnati Police, Hamilton was pulled over around 7:30 p.m. when officers noticed her vehicle had an equipment violation.

Investigators say the officer approached the vehicle to find Hamilton's pants unbuttoned and a female sex toy in her lap.

She reportedly told the officer that she had been using the sex toy while driving. She had also been watching a video on her computer that was held by a passenger.

While searching the vehicle, officers recovered a broken crack pipe that was also in Hamilton's possession.

Hamilton was booked into jail on charges of driving with impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. (two counts because the pipe was broken into two pieces?)

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Stop. It’s Hammer Time - Woman Jailed After Beating Ex Husband In The Face With A Hammer

Las Cruces, New Mexico (The Weekly Vice) - Theda Bonner, a 60-year-old Las Cruces woman was arrested Wednesday after she allegedly beat her ex-husband in the face with a hammer.

According to Las Cruces deputies, Bonner was allegedly staying with her ex-husband when they took a drive. At some point, Bonner allegedly hit him in the nose with a hammer.

Bonner's ex-husband allegedly claims that Bonner was violent during their marriage but he never reported it.

"Back when we were married I never called anybody because it's kind of a shame," said Bonner's ex-husband. "It's hard to call the police and say my little bitty wife is beating me up."

"It hurts, it's a little sore, but thank goodness she isn't any bigger," said Bonner.

Bonner was arrested and taken to the Do-a Ana County Detention Center and charged with one count of aggravated battery against a household member. Bond has been set at $10,000.

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No, You Can’t Bond A Woman Out Of Jail On The Condition That She Become Your Sex Slave, FYI

Lexington County, Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Curtis Maroney, a 51-year-old licensed bondsman, was arrested after he allegedly posted a woman's bond in exchange for some light housework and sexual favors.

According to Lexington County police, Maroney provided a $16,122.50 bond for a 39-year-old Lexington woman on August 12th, on condition that the woman do housework and provide sexual favors for for him.

Police say Maroney allegedly held the woman against her will on the threat of revoking her bond until August 17th when the victim requested that Maroney take her to visit her two children at her father's place.

Authorities say Maroney allegedly took the victim to visit her children but he waited outside in his vehicle. The woman called police once inside the residence to alert them of her situation.

Maroney was booked in the Lexington County Detention Center on charges of blackmail and trafficking in persons for forced labor or services. He is being ordered held with out bond.

According to the Lexington County Detention Center inmates list, Maroney is listed as a female. No word on whether or not that's a typo and a fake goatee.

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