Armand Pacher Jail Booking
What A Real Christie Brinkley Might Look Like
Miami, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Armand M. Pacher, a 64-year-old Aventura man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with Christie Brinkley.
No, not the Christie Brinkley, the model. Christie Brinkley, his dog.
According to the Miami Police Department, the allegations came to light when Pacher called his veterinarian in Gainsville to re-schedule eye surgery for his 2-and-a-half year old Great Dane.
During the call, Pacher reportedly discussed having sex with his dog. The employee he was talking to immediately called police.
Investigators say Pacher's veterinarian also contacted authorities on suspicion of sexual abuse. Pacher denies the allegations and states that it was all a joke.
Pacher was booked into the Miami-Dade jail and charged with third-degree felony animal cruelty. If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison.
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July 19, 2010
Posted by Danny Vice at 1:17:00 AM
Armand Pacher - Jailed After Allegedly Having Sex With Great Dane Named Christie Brinkley