May 25, 2010
New Russia Township, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Andrew Whiteman, a 21-year-old man from Royal Oaks Michigan, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly got drunk and decided to break into to a Drug Mart.
Did we mention he is apparently a "100-year-old vampire"?
According to the Lorain County Sheriff's Department, Whiteman was in the area to apply for fall classes at Oberlin College when he reportedly got "hammered" and was found by police attempting to break into a Drug Mart store around 3:00 a.m.
Deputies say Whiteman was extremely intoxicated when they arrived on the scene. He had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes and was also muddy and completely soaked.
While being transported to the station for booking, Whiteman told the deputies that he was a 100-year-old vampire who would "live forever" and could smell their blood and desired to taste it. He also reportedly threatened to kill a deputy and his family.
Once they arrived at the jail, Whiteman refused to exit the patrol car and had to be forcibly removed by officers. He continued his belligerence throughout the entire booking process, even threatening to eat a female officer's kidney. He was eventually placed in a four-point restraint chair because of his unruly behavior.
Whiteman was booked into the Lorain County Jail and charged with attempted breaking and entering, disorderly conduct while being voluntarily intoxicated, and intimidation. He was later released and made his initial appearance in Oberlin Municipal Court, where he plead not guilty.
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Posted by Danny Vice at 1:01:00 AM
Andrew Whiteman To Cops “I Am A Vampire, I Can Smell Your Blood, I Will Eat Your Kidney”