April 27, 2010

Samuel Collins Had A Big Appetite

Samuel Collins Jail Booking Report

New Port Richey, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Samuel Fredrick Collins, a 28-year-old Fort Lauderdale man, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly ate a bag of pot and washed it down with a cheeseburger.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Department, a deputy pulled over Collin's Honda Del Sol around 2:30 P.M after he reportedly tossed a McDonald's bag out the window.

When the officer approached the vehicle, he saw what appeared to be a bag of marijuana stuffed in Collins's mouth. He also appeared to be under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

When asked to spit out the bag, Collins crammed a double cheeseburger in his mouth and attempted to swallow everything. The deputy then grabbed his arm and forced him to the ground.

Investigators say Collins then spit out the baggie and another small clear wrapper with more marijuana. There was also a joint sitting in plain view on the passenger seat.

Collins told deputies that he had a suspended license and feared arrest. He also stated that he was sorry for trying to swallow the weed.

Collins was booked into the Land O' Lakes jail and charged with marijuana possession (under 20 grams), tampering with evidence, and driving without a license. He was released after posting $150 bond for the possession charge and an additional $5,000 for the tampering charge.

Records show Collins was arrested on New Year's Day this year for failing to appear in court on a previous marijuana charge.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice
www.theweeklyvice.com


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9 comments:

Big Daddy said...

The Mcwacky Tobacky Happy Meal is one of McDonald's better-selling items.

andrew said...

I-D-I-O-T.

Ida_Slapter said...

Sounds like a Happy Meal.
I can't help but think if he would weave those two little mounds of hair he could make them look like little devil horns.

VioletKitty said...

I'll bet he smells wonderful

JuggaletteSTL said...

I find it freaking hilarious that had he not tried to eat his pot, his bond would have only been $150.

Why the hell doesn't he just shave his whole head at that point? WTF? Let it go, man!

Evil said...

THE BIGGER CRIME IS WHAT GOD DID TO HIS HAIR!

Eastside said...

Sucks when they take your hat off for the mugshot. All your friends see the head you been hiding all those years.

Tiffany said...

Hahahaahaha....I know this loser personally! You think his hair is bad, well you should see his teeth!!

bellasmom said...

I too knew him and I used to cut his hair. You wouldn't believe how anal he was about it and covering the huge moles.LMAO. Karma's a bi***!

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