March 11, 2010

Shane Tinsman Played Goldie-Locks, But The Three Bears In This Story Took Him To Jail


Columbia County, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Shane Tinsman, a 25-year old Tennessee man was arrested after homeowners arrived home to discover him naked inside their house, watching their television.

According to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office, Tinsman broke into a homeowner's residence, helped himself to their food, took a shower and watched television.

When the homeowner arrived home and noticed the lights on, he called 911.

Deputies arrived on scene, looked through a window and saw a nude man walking through the house. Deputies tried to get the man to come out of the house, but he refused. After entered the home, Deputies found the naked man lying on the bedroom floor and arrested him.

Deputies said Tinsman told them he broke into the home and ate food because he was hungry and needed a place to sleep.

The homeowner said it didn’t appear anything was stolen from the home.

Tinsman was booked into the Columbia County Detention Center on burglary charges. Bond was set at $2,000.


Haley Mattson
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com


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7 comments:

Lilah said...

He does have that shower fresh appearance :)

ne.husker said...

You can chew it up
and you can spit it
let it all hang out.

Ida_Slapter said...

How do you spell "TWEAKING"

mrbowtie said...

Doesn’t Florida have the Castle Doctrine?

kozmic said...

leprechauns are running wild this time of year

heather said...

at least he took a shower and hopefully didnt sit on the couch naked.

hotrod88 said...

i just want to hear him say "they'll never get me lucky charms"

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