March 11, 2010

Megan Barnes Was Bikini Bare, But She Didn’t Quite Make It There


Cudjoe Key, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Megan Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida woman was jailed after she crashed her vehicle while attempting to shave her bikini area.

According a Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving on the highway when she smashed into the rear of a SUV. After crashing into the vehicle, Barnes left the scene, driving another half mile before she was finally pulled over.

Trooper Gary Dunick, the arresting officer, said Barnes was sitting in the drivers seat shaving while her ex-husband steered from the passenger seat. She was on her way to meet her current boyfriend.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick said.

Barnes was convicted the day before for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license. The arrest report showed that this was the sixth time her license had been suspended.

Barnes was charged with reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving without insurance.

Haley Mattson
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com

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13 comments:

Ida_Slapter said...

Hmmmm... second story today about shaving a pussy.

Ida_Slapter said...

Is the ex one of those guys who gets off on humiliation or did he have the worst divorce lawyer in Florida.

GOAT said...

LOL you cant make this shit up .

Lilah said...

Nothing stops this woman, huh?

RegionGirl said...

Honey, based on your mug shot, you've got other issues besides your bikini area.

Sigh, you just can't fix stupid.

ne.husker said...

LOL The curse of love is cause of pain, the crime of the day.
Cream of dream is the cause of the itch

mrbowtie said...

That is pure talent.

Tennessee Budd said...

Bikini area? I thought that was called a beach.

Cessmari said...

oh come on!! while your driving? how the hell? okay, now this is not something easy to do to begin with, how the hell do you do this driving? I mean, you gotta do some leg lifting and all! Did no one notice the lady's leg sticking out of the window?! haha funny shit.

magnificentjay said...

ex husband, boyfriend, shaving snatch, car accident...this would make a good tv movie

Big Poppa said...

It's my fault.. I told her not to show up with a hairy snatch.. LoL But seriously, Why didn't she steer and let her ex shave her pussy?

AhhhhSayWhatNow??? said...

Wait...what??

Nunyaa said...

What Big Poppa says.... LOL

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