March 31, 2010

Daniel Lee Ruined The Appetite Of Several Tennessee Grocery Store Shoppers


Kingsport, TN (The Weekly Vice) - Daniel Lee, a 22-year-old Tennessee man, was arrested Friday after he allegedly ran butt naked through a grocery store wearing nothing but a rubber mask.

According to Kingsport police, Lee walked into an IGA grocery store Friday night and then proceeded to run through the store wearing nothing but a rubber mask.

Investigators say Lee ran about the store, exposing himself to several customers. Store employees attempted to catch Lee, however they were reportedly unable to catch him.

Store employees did manage to catch a woman who was with Lee, who identified herself as his girlfriend. Police finally caught up with Lee himself in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's restaurant.

He reportedly entered the restaurant, begging for something to wear. An employee reportedly saved everyone's eyesight and provided Lee with a pair of shorts and an orange hoodie until police arrived to arrest him.

When investigators later asked him why he would pull such a stunt, he reportedly told them he "was bored."

Lee was booked into the Kingsport jail on charges of indecent exposure.

We imagine it was tough making bail with no clothes or wallet on him.... perhaps he received a cash advance from one of those nifty payday loan services.


Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
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6 comments:

Garu said...

I'll bet they would have emptied the cash register to get him to leave! Orange hoodie, that's funny , hope he likes that color jump suit!!!!!

sniff it out said...

"Because I was bored." Wow. I hear that excuse daily from a 7yr old!

Oh how I would love to see video of the employees trying to catch him! Lol, what a hoot. Pitiful, but a hoot, too.

sniff it out said...

"Because I was bored." Wow. I hear that excuse daily from a 7yr old!

Oh how I would love to see video of the employees trying to catch him! Lol, what a hoot. Pitiful, but a hoot, too.

mrbowtie said...

LMAO!!! Store employees were unable to catch him? Yea I can see that now… a bunch of dudes working that day all looking at each other and saying… F’ that! I’m not touching that guy, but hey grab his girlfriend!

Ida_Slapter said...

I think he lost his job as Greased-up-Deaf-Guy

New headline"
NUDE MAN CURES BOREDOM!

Anonymous said...

Good clean fun.

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