Louisville, KY (The Weekly Vice) - Nicholas Lorenzo, a 25-year-old Kentucky man was jailed late last month after he was allegedly caught 'beating his meat' behind the meat counter at Safeway.
According to Louisville Police, a woman was shopping with her baby at a Louisville area Safeway when she encountered more at the store's meat counter than she bargained for.
Investigators say the woman approached the meat counter and was being helped by a meat counter employee when she began seeing motion through the display glass. When she took a closer look, she noticed that the employee was holding his penis.
She told police she looked away for a moment, but when she turned to look again, she noted that he had begun masturbating again. He continued to talk to her while masturbating, however, when he noticed the expression on her face, he placed his penis back inside his pants.
The woman left the counter area and contacted store management and police. Lorenzo reportedly admitted to having his penis out of his pants.
During questioning, she reportedly told police she was shopping in the same store when the same employee began following her around. No charges were filed in that alleged incident.
Lorenzo was booked into jail on a charge of indecent exposure. His pre-trial conference is scheduled for March 17.
Danny Vice
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Nice play on words!
OMG this is gross. It would be best for whoever owns the store to just throw away any actual meat he was around the whole time he worked there.God knows what he could of done to it if he was this nasty. Plus who knows if he was looking at the woman or the child she was with..sooo fucking gross.
now he works at jack off in the box
He was beating his meat like it owed him money.
I hope someone remembered to call the health department for an inspection.
''Look" I'm Looking at her
She wants me
She has to have me
She can't live without me
I sympathise brother. I've been there, but never got caught. I used to do a dry rub while bagging groceries, because so many beautiful women pass through on any given day. I looked over one day and a fellow bagboy was doing the same thing, we were both getting off while baggin groceries. It's more common than you think.
Wow, the local. Lol...
I wonder what my boyfriend does every time a hot woman answers the door when he delivers their pizza (sometimes in a towel or bikini). I'm sure a whole scenario runs through his head and he has to pull over every once in awhile (The whole billboard sign scene from Super Troopers just popped in my head....lol)
That scene is boss. I hope your boyfriend doesn't work at senor pizza. Second thought you might want to rent Loverboy with patrick dempsey sometime. That very well could be what your boyfriend is up to and explain his depleted sex drive and lackluster performance in the bedroom lately.
But could not this action express, deep down, a desperate plea for help?
I sure wish they had a picture of the woman who complained. She must have been hot!
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