February 18, 2010

Man With No Neck Wanted By Police For Stealing ‘Head And Shoulders’ Shampoo



West Seneca, NY (The Weekly Vice) - Daniel Wolf, a 40-year-old Buffalo man is wanted by police after he was caught on surveillance camera shoplifting shampoo from a local drugstore.

According to West Seneca police, Wolf was seen stealing seven bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo from a Rite Aid drug store on Harlem Rd.

Wolf is wanted by police for petit larceny. He also has a warrant in Cheektowaga for criminal possession of stolen property.

Anyone with any information on his whereabouts should contact the West Seneca Police Department at (716) 674-2280, or the confidential tip line at (716) 675-8423.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/


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10 comments:

mrbowtie said...

But I thought Jabba the Hutt was bald.

Eastside said...

At first it would seem like 7 bottles of shampoo is excessive. But thats a lot of nose hair to wash.

kozmic said...

he is at home washing his hair

Polaris said...

i was thinking it was for his neck hair

Ida_Slapter said...

Be on the look-out for a light-skinned, heavy set man with brown hair that's soft and manageable.

Shackleford, Rusty Shackleford said...

Damn Ida! You made me spritz coffee all over my monitor.

magnificentjay said...

i can see this guy doing a Head n' Shoulders commercial for the Superbowl...

SheDevil said...

HAHAHA! Love that heading "Man With No Neck"!

Sane said...

that isnt neck hair polaris, its reg chin hair like any man has... he just really dont have a neck. so it looks like neck hair. im not downing him, but thats what it is.

and eastside, it isnt excessive if u think about it, i mean why risk ur self once a month when u run out when u can steal 7 instead of 1 and risk ur self once every 7 months? right?

Anonymous said...

No neck was tryin to get his Mack on...

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