November 09, 2009

Zackary Duis Wasn’t As ‘Think’ As You ‘Drunk’ He Was


Zackary "Dude" Duis MySpace Page


Portage, IN (The Weekly Vice) - Zachary R. Duis, a 24-year-old Portage man was jailed Thursday for drunk driving after insisting to deputy "Dude, I do this every night!"

According to the Porter County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched around 2:20 a.m. on a report a man in a 1995 Chevrolet s-10 driving erratically.

A deputy pulled the truck over and found an open container of alcohol. They conducted a sobriety test on Duis, which he failed.

He was then taken to the Portage Police Department for a breathalyzer test, which showed his blood alcohol level to be four times the 0.08% legal limit, according to investigators

Duis reportedly told a state trooper “Dude, I do this every night. I’m straight up and not drunk,” basically admitting that he drinks and drives every night.

Duis was booked into the Porter County Jail on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Duis was also apprehended on two warrants for resisting law enforcement and furnishing alcohol to a minor.

The Weekly Vice Opinion:

A quote from Duis’s MySpace page:

“I like to party but am also stuck on being successful. Just going to take one day at a time and enjoy the hand I was dealt. Life is to short to live the same day twice.

P.S I heart booze Life is simple you make a choice and never look back.”

Well, “successful” and “I heart booze”… kind of contradict each other don’t they? With a name like that, though, who can blame him…

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice
http://www.thweeklyvice.com


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8 comments:

Lilah said...

LOL! His last name is Duis = DUI'S! Hey, he never stood a chance. :)

Ida_Slapter said...

"Life is to short to live the same day twice."

and

"Dude, I do this every night!"

Each day is different - Each night the same!

Ida_Slapter said...

"Life is to short to live the same day twice."

Like yesterday you gave yourself that haircut!

Ida_Slapter said...

"Life is to short to live the same day twice."

"Yesterday I drank beer from cans and today I drank beer from bottles"

mrbowtie said...

What a nice young man.

magnificentjay said...

i bet this guy is the worst drinking partner...

camom1978 said...

Ha Ha!! Dumb ass.. I'm glad he was caught before he killed someone!!

Eastside said...

Well with a BAC of.24 or so I imagine he does do that every night. An amateur would be puking and passed out long before that point.

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