
Zackary "Dude" Duis MySpace Page
Portage, IN (The Weekly Vice) - Zachary R. Duis, a 24-year-old Portage man was jailed Thursday for drunk driving after insisting to deputy "Dude, I do this every night!"
According to the Porter County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched around 2:20 a.m. on a report a man in a 1995 Chevrolet s-10 driving erratically.
A deputy pulled the truck over and found an open container of alcohol. They conducted a sobriety test on Duis, which he failed.
He was then taken to the Portage Police Department for a breathalyzer test, which showed his blood alcohol level to be four times the 0.08% legal limit, according to investigators
Duis reportedly told a state trooper “Dude, I do this every night. I’m straight up and not drunk,” basically admitting that he drinks and drives every night.
Duis was booked into the Porter County Jail on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Duis was also apprehended on two warrants for resisting law enforcement and furnishing alcohol to a minor.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
A quote from Duis’s MySpace page:
“I like to party but am also stuck on being successful. Just going to take one day at a time and enjoy the hand I was dealt. Life is to short to live the same day twice.
P.S I heart booze Life is simple you make a choice and never look back.”
Well, “successful” and “I heart booze”… kind of contradict each other don’t they? With a name like that, though, who can blame him…
Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice
http://www.thweeklyvice.com
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8 comments:
LOL! His last name is Duis = DUI'S! Hey, he never stood a chance. :)
"Life is to short to live the same day twice."
and
"Dude, I do this every night!"
Each day is different - Each night the same!
"Life is to short to live the same day twice."
Like yesterday you gave yourself that haircut!
"Life is to short to live the same day twice."
"Yesterday I drank beer from cans and today I drank beer from bottles"
What a nice young man.
i bet this guy is the worst drinking partner...
Ha Ha!! Dumb ass.. I'm glad he was caught before he killed someone!!
Well with a BAC of.24 or so I imagine he does do that every night. An amateur would be puking and passed out long before that point.
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