November 26, 2009

Randy Cliett Is A Slow Learner - Jailed After He Became Stuck In Air Vent While Burglarizing Same Store He Was Caught Burglarizing Before

Randy Cliett Jail Booking Report

Haines City, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Randy Cliett, a 49-year-old Florida man who recently completed a 5-year prison sentence for burglarizing a supermarket, was arrested again when he became stuck in an air shaft while attempting to burglarize the SAME supermarket.

According to Haines City police, police were dispatched Tuesday morning after a witness reported hearing cries for help coming from the rooftop of La Placita Mexico Supermarket.

Investigators say Cliett spent Monday night stuck in a rooftop air shaft while he attempted to shimey down an air shaft leading into the store.

Cliett, who has been convicted 14 times for burglary, drug possession and domestic battery was released from prison just two months ago. His release came after serving five-years for burglarizing the same supermarket years earlier.

When emergency responders arrived on scene, they discovered Cliett lodged inside the air vent feet first. A firefighter pulled Cliett from the vent before turning him over to police.

Cliett was booked into the Polk County Jail on charges of burglary, criminal damage to property, possession of burglary tools and criminal mischief.

The Weekly Vice Opinion:

I've posted just a few of Cliett's mugshots - taken from 1994 until present. It's interesting to see what wasting away in prison has done to the man over the past 15 years.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice

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rob-t-firefly said...

He's just being persistent. If at first you don't succeed, etc.

Anonymous said...

I think this guy has become institutionalised and probably did it again just so he could get arrested and put back in prison

Ida_Slapter said...

I can just see this guy wearing a cape and stating in a bold voice, "I am Duct-Man!"

hrdcore said...

What no chimney there? dam! At least then they could have roasted marshmallows. (that way he sweats his way down)

Mick said...

I think it's rather cute how Americans say 'burglarized' instead of burgled and 'burglarize' instead of burgle.

Ron said...

Nice timelapse on the mugshots.

Conference folders said...

Edit/response to poster: 6 months wasn't bad, it coulda been more. But then again I tried to get away, so I definitely made it worse. If he pulled over right when the sirens went on, he probably wont get any jail on a first offense.

Evil said...

Didn't they make a movie about old criminals? After the heist he was going to have a steak to prove he had good teeth and have sex with a women that could have been his granddaughter (had he not screwed himself chasing duct-work windmills) to prove he's a horrible person.

Anonymous said...

Can you say METH KILLS??

J~Bugg80 said...

I think this one was hit one too many times with the dumb ass stick!! Simply pathetic!!

Eastside said...

The time lapse shows the effects of Meth pretty well. If not for his sober time in the slam he'd look a lot older.

WalkenFan said...

Whoa, that's only - what, less than 15 years of time between the first mug and the last? It's almost as bad as the faces of meth.

mrbowtie said...

Faces of Meth… that must be some really nasty stuff, it looks like meth literally sucks the life out of people. I can’t for the life of me figure out why people use that junk. I mean everyone knows what it does to you… why would you take the risk of even doing it once? I guess it really does take all kinds to make the world go around.

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