November 19, 2009

Amber Foster Lost At Strip Yahtzee - And It All Went Down Hill From There


Muncie, Indiana (The Weekly Vice) - Amber Foster, a 21-year-old Indiana woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly slept with an ex-boyfriend and then cried rape when the new boyfriend found out about it.

According to police, the entire event began with a game of "strip Yahtzee".

Investigators say Foster was the loser in a game of 'strip Yahtzee' which was played with several friends including her ex-boyfriend. Witnesses say Foster walked nude into her bedroom after the game along with the man she would later claim raped her.

The rape accusation came when Foster's new boyfriend found out about the sexual encounter and confronted Foster about it. Authorities quickly launched an investigation that went on for give days before detectives realized Foster's claims of rape were untrue.

Foster was booked into the Delaware County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of false reporting. She has since been released.

Danny Vice
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17 comments:

Sandy said...

Oh my goodness! Did Sloth from the Goonies have a daughter?!

The Baddd Santa said...

I Always said beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder. But damn i don't think they make enough beer for this 1.

ZachB said...

This ugly bitch got two people to sleep with her? Ugh, that's a mental pic i didn't want.

Su Do Nim said...

I am shocked! How did this sow find a boyfriend (let alone TWO?) and friends who would play strip anything with her? Jeeeez. My brain needs a bleach bath just thinking of it. /shudder

VoiceOfReason said...

Misdemeanor charges, huh? For making an accusation that can get somebody 25 to life?!? WTF

Ida_Slapter said...

The ugly scale is as follows:

One Bagger! (You put a bag over their head because they're so ugly.

Two Bagger! (You put two bags over their head in case one slips off.

Coyote! (If you wake up with her sleeping on your arm you gnaw it off like a coyote to slip out without waking her.

She should have to do the same punishment that would be dealt to the offender if convicted.

JuggaletteSTL said...

Su Do Nim: Well said!

I guess there really is someone for everyone!

hrdcore said...

Agree with voice of reason. False charges should carry the same penalty as the charge itself would have. If I remember history in old Jewish and Christan law it did. But then again after that photograph the beers may have got to my mind already.

Eastside said...

Hopefully the falsely accused is able to seek some recompense for the years of his life she tried to steal by putting him in prison.

Ida_Slapter said...

She looks like someone tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in the microwave.

Anonymous said...

Ida, your jokes are older than 10 internets.

magnificentjay said...

this is why i video all my sexual encounters...dude better be glad there were witnesses to this...yeah, a civil suit would be needed

Ron said...

Eeegads, she's scary ugly. She should be honored someone would want to do her.

WalkenFan said...

So she lost a game of Yahtzee... I think the ones who've really lost something are those of us who were forced to picture her naked and walking around.
What's been imagined, cannot be unim-- wait, what?
I hope this hasn't ruined Yahtzee for me, time will tell.

Ida_Slapter said...

Yes, I used that OLD joke for the benefit of our young third grade readers. They usually post as 'anonymous'.

Anonymous said...

Epic fail

Chilled said...

Witty remark here_____........ I just cant, that orca waddling to the trailer bedroom just made me throw up in my mouth a little

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