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Bensalem, Pa. (The Weekly Vice) - Susan Finkelstein, a 43-year-old Pennsylvania woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly posted an ad in Craigslist offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.
According to Bensalem police, Finkelstein posted an ad on Craigslist stating that she was a die-hard Phillies fan and a buxom blond in desperate need of two World Series tickets.
Investigators say her ad went on to say "I'm a creative type! Maybe we can help each other." She allegedly stated that she was "gorgeous" and that her price was negotiable.
When detectives responded to Finkelstein's ad, she reportedly offered to perform sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. The officer set up a meeting with Finkelstein at a local bar, stating that he and his brother had World Series tickets for sale.
Finkelstein reportedly offered to perform sex acts on both of them, stating "Well, I'd rather have two tickets and I could take care of both of you."
"There was no confusion at all," stated Bucks County Safety Director, Fred Harran. "She was pretty explicit in what she was going to trade."
Finkelstein was booked into jail on a misdemeanor charge of prostitution.
The Weekly Vice Opinion:
As salacious as this story is.... I believe the charge in this case is both ridiculous and a waste of taxpayer dollars. When Finkelstein mentioned that her "price was negotiable"... That suggests to me that she would have paid for the tickets if the price was something she could afford.
Sure.... I believe she was willing to "give a guy what he wants" in exchange for getting "what she wants".... but little arrangements like that take place all over the country every moment of the day.
With the number violent crimes posted here on TWV each day, I truly have to question why authorities are mopping up time and tax dollars on something as asinine as this.
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I hope she isn't an a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles as well. God only knows what she'd be willing to do to get to the Superbowl.
Danny, I think you covered it for comments. Relevant ones, anyway ...
I tried to trade her Elton John/Billy Joel tickets... no deal.
Hmmm...trading sex to get something you want...
Sounds an awful lot like dating to me.
I'd be willing to bet she ends up with tickets. Any takers?
In the meantime cops need to find
some real criminals to bust. You know like "girls gone wild" or something.
Rebecca said "Hmmm...trading sex to get something you want...
Sounds an awful lot like dating to me."
I was thinking that sounds alot like marriage.
If she had offered to clean the house or mow a lawn in exchange, would that be okay ?
Because she was willing to offer to do the hibbidy-dibbidy makes it a crime ?
Glad to see the streets are safer now because the diligent PA detectives got this dangerous criminal off the streets! IMO prostitution should be legalized, regulated, and taxed. Also.. Does this mean when my Ole Lady gave me head because she wanted a ceiling fan hung, she is a prostitute? On a final note.. That chick is definately f@#kable, but World Series tickets? I'd say $40 at most, or two ceiling fans!! LoL
Well put Rebecca and Married Man, I was thinking the same thing.
I guess I am a prostitute because I have had sex with my guy for years and he takes care of me financially. What is the difference honestly? It should be legal.
So glad that the cops have nothing better to do then to sit around and browse the internet for hookers. Do they have a special department for that now?
Oh, and b.t.w., she is not bad looking at all for 43. Props to her for keeping herself together...
I wish everything could have worked out for her. All the girl wanted was a ticket to the World Series! Damn, it's not like she was asking for money to go buy some crack!
ya know, if women could legally exchange sex for goods and services...the economy would collapse....truth
Selling is legal.
Sex is legal.
Selling sex is illegal.
go figure!
Juggalette: "Do they have a special department for that now?"
Actually...yes. Yes, some departments do. You'd think maybe they'd focus the internet police on getting child predators off the internet, but noooo.
I don't think she's bad looking either, really...kinda remains me of Sarah Jessica Parker.
It looks like this is turning into a trend to me; first the girls gone wild thing and now this. Of course if I was a cop I would rather arrest a pretty, non-violent woman than some dude that might just kick my ass or something.
yeah. I was thinking the same. I'm picturing these cops sitting around with nothing better to do but search craigslist for people like this and arresting them just for something to joke about at the next meeting. Lets focus on the pedophiles please people.
ship her off to military school like the goddamned finkelstine-shit kid
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