October 06, 2009

Ronald LaForge Is The Cookie Monster - Charged With Entering Woman’s Home, Yelling Profanities And Then Eating Her Cookies


Crow Agency, Montana (The Weekly Vice) - Ronald Dean LaForge Jr., a 27-year-old Montana man was charged Monday on allegations he wandered bare chested into a woman's apartment, cursed at her and then helped himself to her cookies.

According to police, a woman was awakened by her car alarm to discover a man sitting in her 2005 GMC Yukon. He had reportedly broken into the vehicle by using a rock to break the driver's side window.

LaForge then allegedly wandered bare chested into another woman's apartment, woke her up and began yelling profanities at her. He then reportedly walked into her kitchen and began throwing dishes around before finally helping himself to the woman's cookies.

Officers arrived at the scene while LaForge stood at the woman's sink with the water running. Officers used a stun gun on LaForge when he repeatedly refused to follow their instructions that he show his hands.

He was booked into jail on felony charges of burglary and criminal mischief. He was also charged with misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass to a vehicle and resisting arrest. Bond in his case was set at $15,000.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
www.theweeklyvice.com


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11 comments:

JuggaletteSTL said...

Well, I guess the cookie monster couldn't handle his new diet!!!

http://www.seattlepi.com/lifestyle/219386_nocookie.html

Ida_Slapter said...

Wow, we don't get to talk much about peyote here.

CarpeDM said...

He looks like he should give up the cookies and start asking for granola!

Rebecca said...

...is no one else going to mention that hysterical town name? Crow Agency? Anyone?

So I'm assuming they didn't drug test the guy because I don't see any charges. He had to be hopped up on SOMETHING for this to happen. At least he was smart enough to leave his shit at home though, since I imagine they probably searched him.

Eastside said...

Crow agency is part of the reservation area up in MT. The alcohalism is so rampant that it is not funny at all. This story is more sad than anything else.

PhantomX said...

I'd say he was pretty damn lit up. Walking around in Montana this time of year without a shirt has got to be cold.

Jupiter Gurl said...

I think I'd have my "reservations" about inviting him over to my house when he's been drinking.

He has a family and six kids. I have just one kid and I never get to wonder around half naked and drunk.

Not fair

hrdcore said...

Well maybe he is starting a new trend. Feel free Jupiter Gurl. But make it interesting so we all can read about it.
I'll pass on this my self. don't want to make the other commenters sick. or have them laugh at me too much.

RedneckBiker said...

Last post - QFT - me either.

Jack French said...

It is just not very satisfying for a man when he can't get his cookies.

Anonymous said...

I DON'T THINK ANY OF.U KNOW.HIM......I ON THE OTHER HAND DO..:..I'M HIS WIFE!!!! EVERYONE MAKES.MISTAKES HE HASN'T GOTTEN INTO ANY KIND OF.TROUBLE SINCE THEN SO HUSH IT HUH !!!!!!

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