October 05, 2009

Registered Sex Offender Caught Masterbating In Front Of 13-Year-Old Girl Says He Can’t Go To Jail

St. Clair Shores, Michigan (The Weekly Vice) – Mark Curcuru, 30, admits to exposing himself to a 12-year-old girl, but has given police a unique excuse as to why he shouldn't be made to serve his time – he has a kidney to donate.

Police say Curcuru pleaded guilty to masturbating in front of a 12-year-old girl in August but, post-sentencing, stated he can’t serve the time because his dying father needs his kidney.

According to court documents, Curcuru is a registered sex offender with a prior conviction of 4th degree sexual assault involving a minor between 13 and 16.

In March, the young girl was skating near her home when Curcuru pulled up in front of her, dropped his pants and began masturbating in front of her. The girl went home and told her father, who got into his car and followed Curcuru.

The most recent charge earned him a 3-5 year sentence, but now Curcuru is claiming that he is unable to pay his debt to society until he donates his kidney to his father, who is dying of kidney failure.

Curcuru is currently on an electronic tether, but still lives close to the victim. He is scheduled to turn himself in to the Macomb County Jail on November 1st.

Rebecca Diamond
The Weekly Vice

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Anonymous said...


If Whoopi Goldberg was to read this article,she probably wouldn't consider this exposure-exposure.

Harrison Ford might consider it really, really cool behavior.

Woody Allen would probably ask the offender for some pointers.

And...Debra Winger would probably just dismiss the matter as a man expressing his artistic muse.

Ida_Slapter said...

Let him donate the kidney. Then we should salvage the rest of his organs to pay his debt to society. He's only going to get worse if we leave him intact.

Ben H said...

I understand the importance of this article, but fail to recognize the addition of PeeWee's picture. He wasn't ever involved in exposure to a minor, he's a registered sex offender for playing with himself at an adult theatre. Your better than this.

Eastside said...

If he was aware of his father needing a kidney before he exposed himself to the little girl then it looks like he is personally responsible for his fathers future demise.

FroggieEyes said...

I say let him donate both kidneys.

Bad Karma said...

Ben H, how could you miss the comparison? They share a pretty uncanny resemblance in my humble opinion.

And yes, they are both sex offenders... But keep in mind, Cururu didn't become a sex offender by exposing himself. That was just his LATEST exploit. He was convicted BEFORE that for 4th degree sex assault on a child.

"Curcuru is a registered sex offender with a prior conviction of 4th degree sexual assault involving a minor between 13 and 16"

PhantomX said...

If you ask me, he looks like a cross between Pee Wee and little Cindy Lou Who from Whoville.

JuggaletteSTL said...

I thought the Pee Wee thing was freaking hilarious. Why can't he just serve his time until he has go to the hospital for the transplant, then put his ass back in when he is done?

Anonymous said...

Sad part is that I worked with this guy about a year and a half ago...at Subway, nonetheless.

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

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