October 12, 2009

Jerrod Greer Will Huff, And He’ll Puff, And He’ll Close The Wal-Mart Down


Tulsa, Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) - Jerrod Greer, a 20-year-old Tulsa man was arrested Monday after police found him in a Wal-Mart bathroom huffing the co2 cartridge of a pellet gun from the sporting goods department.

According to Tulsa police, the South Memorial Drive Wal-Mart in Tulsa was evacuated and closed down when Greer was found in the store restroom with a handgun.

When investigators entered the restroom around 2:30 a.m., they found Greer in a restroom stall huffing gas (presumably from the air gun cartridge) with the gun laying across his lap.

Officers finally talked Greer into laying the gun on the floor, however he continued inhaling the intoxicant. After a police dog pile ensued, Greer was taken into custody.

The gun was found to be a pellet gun, which had been taken from the store's sporting goods department.

Greer was booked into jail on charges of consuming an intoxicant in public, resisting arrest and larceny from a retailer.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
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9 comments:

Newt said...

CO2 doesn't even give you a buzz.

rob-t-firefly said...

He could have been chasing a buzz from pure asphyxia, but if you're feeling that it pretty much means you're about to die from lack of oxygen, and it's really not likely he could have gotten enough of a concentration of CO2 from a little canister anyway.

More likely he was just an idiot trying to get high off something random.

mrbowtie said...

LOL... what is wrong with people today? He probably would have been better off trying to snort the pellet out of the business end of that gun. With assistance from the trigger of course.

Anonymous said...

am i the only one who sees a resemblance to carlton from fresh prince? either way this guys an idiot who should have just gotten a can of duster at least then he could have gotten high.

Scotch-N-Soda said...

I'd say inhaling has turned this dude's brain into spam. is that a nose or the lincoln tunnel.

Rollaver said...

There isn't enough CO2 in one of those cartridges to even blow your nose! The duster spray and even Reddi-Whip from the grocery department (I worked in Wal-Mart Claims for 6 years)will give you a better buzz than CO2!

hrdcore said...

are people really that stupid to inhale CO2 from a pellet gun canister?
He went to a public school didn't he? He didn't learn much if he did.

Ida_Slapter said...

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Yikes!!!! Hasn't he been punished enough?
He had to lay down on a bathroom floor in a Walmart!

Ida_Slapter said...

"YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT!"

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