September 08, 2009

Stephfon Bennett Is A Special Kind Of Stupid - Man Commits Armed Robbery, Then Returns To Ask Victim Out On Date


Stephfon Bennett Myspace Profile


Columbus, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Stephfon Bennett, a 20-year-old Columbus man was arrested Sunday after he robbed a woman and then later came back to ask her out on a date.

According to Columbus police, Bennett was one of three men who robbed a woman and her friend as they sat in a car in front of the woman's apartment complex.

The victim, identified as Diana Martinez, said she was talking to her friend when one of the robbers pointed a gun at her head through the car window. The robbers fled the scene when Martinez screamed and slammed the car door into the robber holding the gun.

Investigators say Martinez was surprised to open her apartment door about an hour later to find Bennett waiting outside of her apartment. She was even more surprised when he asked her out on a date.

"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said police Sgt. Sean Laird. "She recognized him right away when he returned and was able to have her cousin call 911."

Bennett was booked into the Franklin County Jail on a charge of aggravated robbery. He is being held in lieu of $100,000 bail.

The other two suspects remain at large.

Danny Vice
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9 comments:

ZachB said...

what an idiot. Him and Ben Simpson must be cousins or something.

Sheworkin said...

Dude, you're doing it wrong.

You first ask chic out for date, then move in with her, then lose your job tragically...

Hang out at home while woman works all day.

It makes a big difference when you put things in the right order

Avery said...

My gosh, it's Carleton from Fresh Prince. It's good to know so many criminals are complete dolts.

justmyopinion said...

Sheworkin
You will have a woman who gets tired of all the bull you put her thru and then you wonder why she goes ballistic.
Next she will be on the Vice for someone who does bodily harm to get you up off your free loading butt and/or out of the house.

justmyopinion said...

He showed he had a screw loose by doing armed robbery.

Dang, I wished she would of had a gun on his butt and then see how he would have liked it.

I guess he thought her to be understanding, forgiving, stupid or ignorant.

Sheworking said...

Justmyopinion, she won't get tired of nothing because I have it going on and she knows it.

As long as I circle a few ads in the paper, she thinks I'm going to inverterviews.

And when and if the day comes she gets tired, I'll simply trade her in. It's all good.

justmyopinion said...

Is it the all about me syndrome?

Whatever happened to working as a team and pulling the weight together? What are you contributing to the relationship?

Rebecca said...

Sheworking - do me a favor and give your parents a good kick in the face for me.

Clearly they were pretty lousy parents if they managed to breed and raise a worthless social leech like you.

Or maybe they're just too stupid to realize what a drain you actually are on people who actually contribute to the planet in some way.

Or maybe they're lazy, fuck-off losers just like their baby-boo.

Which is it folks - A, B, or C?

RedneckBiker said...

I wonder if "shebeworkin" was just being sarcastic? Maybe not, but maybe he was?

In any case, this whole story actually makes sense. Think about all the stupid women out there who put up with abusive men for years and years, and stay with them until it is too late. Maybe this is just his way of finding the right kind of woman who will put up with him later.

"Ok, this one let me rob her, so she must be good to go. I'll be able to cheat on her, beat her, and abuse her mentally. That last bitch I robbed actually stood up to me, so she isn't going to work out."

See? You can explain anything if you stop to think about it.

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